Jeff Kurzner

Sarcastic SOB

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

Excited to get my GE induction cooktop and promotional smart cookware. But why is GE reneging on the promotion? Apparently, GE only honors promotions when they are purchased from "some" of their retailers. Forget that my retailer has been selling GE for 45yrs @geappliances

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

@Seanziehockey @Turkeynole Yeah, but normally you make that length. It's the shorter ones that really hurt.

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

@CoachFrankPonce It's one of my rituals. 16 times so far

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

@Turkeynole How was the game on your phone

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

@elonmusk You are a big part of it

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

@Seanziehockey Congrats. You can thank Nicole for messing up birthday golf

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

@Turkeynole Tigers do like playing with their food

[Leonard Pitts, Jr. @LeonardPittsJr1]

Please watch this. If you’re @kanyewest watch it twice.

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

@Turkeynole Don't mess up my luggage

[Rece Davis @ReceDavis]

If you play Mountain Music, they will come. In droves. @AppState_FB @CollegeGameDay

[Rece Davis @ReceDavis]

This is going to be an all-timer scene. Boone is electric. Actually-it’s hi hi YIKAS. #iykyk

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Our sources close to Staples and Office Max have reported there's no posters left in Boone for signs for @CollegeGameDay at @appstate. Students are asking our staff for posters so they can bring signs to the set tomorrow. 👀

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

@Turkeynole It will happen the minute you quit drinking.

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

@Nordstrom Where o where has your customer service gone? Used to be great, but now it is no better than the rest

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

And I had my worst

[arturo centurion @Turkeynole]

Had my best round ever at Killian Green but I was still garbage .

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

@ianmorey17 Chicken and waffles?

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

See this home on @Redfin! 1737 Harbor Ave SW Unit S105, Seattle, WA 98126 (MLS #1901863) https://t.co/5p1j7U9mvG #FoundOnRedfin

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

Anyone know the whereabouts of @Turkeynole since he seems to find a way to skip the hard golf courses

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

@Turkeynole Is the car ok?

[Jeff Kurzner @jkurzner]

Love this.