Jessica Wayman

Muslim. Nonprofit lifer. Sometimes writer/designer but not really. Champion for Autism/ASD folk. Grammar dork and Oxford Comma convert. Tater tot hotdish lover.

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

First Wolves game for my nephew!! #PackPix

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

@FLOTUS You mean like, cheat on your wife? Pick a better role model, Mrs. Obama!

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

@jimmyfallon EVERYWHERE I LOOK FOR IT. #AmericanHorrorStory

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

Bright futures in comedy ahead for your young talking tools, @johnmoe! https://t.co/SiMe6GbnyG

[John Moe @johnmoe]

(talking razor commercial airs)
7yo: A lot of these commercials are just talking tools.
13yo: That's America for ya.

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

This was a true gem. The mister and I laughed all the way through every sketch. #BernYourEnthusiasm was esp grand. https://t.co/YLRuXe5Ome

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Catch up on #SNL with Larry David, @the1975 and many special guests right now! Full episode: https://t.co/8MB5eQLZog

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

Guy's got a point. https://t.co/46ezz6NyHd

[John Moe @johnmoe]

Some people are mad that Serena Williams won Sportsperson of the Year and a horse did not. This despite a horse not being a person.

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

@DylanDylanjayne save it for the pack n' play, baby!!

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

@PollenMidwest @cleverkate @erikwestra I remember @cterhark from when we worked together at @MCAD back in the day! #Memories

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

Are there open closets and also are these original or peanut or what? Your RFQ needs work, @johnmoe. https://t.co/cTONP8b5GN

[John Moe @johnmoe]

Anyone have an estimate for how many M&M's could fit in a average size 2-bedroom apartment? Like floor to ceiling. 14 million? More? Thanks.

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

Lots of LOLs watching this on @hulu today. #Thanks @nbcsnl #WillFerrellForPresident https://t.co/LHS5C3N6NS

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Sage wisdom from George W. Bush. https://t.co/3tTGT7TUkY #SNL https://t.co/dMjiPUxTwM

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

Lots of threats being made at #MOA today. Mostly related to not buying any toys at all this year. #NaptimeForEverybody #SorryKiddos

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

Um, @bintBob, aren't you running a support group for people like @DylanDylanjayne? https://t.co/8DTjgMawFt

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

Please tell me you guys call her "Psychology Baby" to her face. https://t.co/T5N1b7m3nj

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

Best. Party. Name. Ever. #CrushingIt https://t.co/7TKANBXGTz

[Pollen @PollenMidwest]

Holiday office parties are tricky when you're self-employed. Enter 1099-MISCletoe Bash. Thrilled to be beneficiary! https://t.co/yYQlVqtUm0

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

WHO DOESN'T?? https://t.co/8DHFDwvwWr

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

Somebody try to convince me we're ever going to see a @FLOTUS so fly ever again! https://t.co/CikeKEeAmN

[CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor]

Go To College Music Video with @FLOTUS Michelle Obama & SNL’s @JayPharoah! https://t.co/7PKdXLpmFX #BetterMakeRoom Music by @gregorybrothers

[Marcus @sr_gain]

OK, first things first I'll teach your brains Then I'm a start rocking fitbits and Bangs #FlotusBars

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

Sucka doesn't realize we can just make more Muslims right here at home. #Revertolution #ShahadaInTheUSA #EasyPeasy https://t.co/Q3YdLnJF9b

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Trump calls for ‘total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States’ https://t.co/3SZd0ZtOye

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

Yikes, @bintBob your dad's cabin town suffered two losses on a treacherous highway. Stay safe out there, rural MN! https://t.co/10eQR3mFj0

[MPR News @MPRnews]

Mayor, teacher from small Minn. town killed in separate accidents. https://t.co/iowwZdMSkt

[Jessica Wayman @JKWayman]

@DylanDylanjayne Just shave it all off and call it a day. That #Ratch ain't getting any better, boo boo kitty.