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A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark…
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
Just ghosted my first trick or treaters cause I didn’t plan ahead #sorrykiddos
Shit Halloween is tomorrow #sorrykiddos
Are you surprised by a #woke company like @Disney? Keeping my Disneyplus says it's okay... just can't do it. Sorry kiddos. Gina Carano wasn’t fired over a Holocaust meme https://t.co/IYSs22arNS #CancelDisneyPlus @ginacarano #sorrykiddos
Yes it’s true...Dogs DO really eat homework! @CarterBCE3 @BearCreekElem #teambce #sorrykiddos #forgivecharlie
IF we get trick-or-treaters tonight, I have a feeling they will not be amused with Dana’s tiny cheez it bags. There aren’t even 10 cheez itz in each 😂🙄 #sorrykiddos 😢
Buying Halloween candy early is an excellent idea until you realize half the candy is already gone 😃 #oops #sorrykiddos
All my kiddos are like, “Has Mrs Reynolds posted grades for the test yet?” And the tall glass of bubbly water is like, “Nope!” #notagain #sorrykiddos #USDLearns #teamums
Heads up! School begins August 19th for @MissionCISD students! Time to start thinking ahead. #SorryKiddos #ParentsPrepare #TimeFlies
Someone dumped out my fresh coffee that I had put in the conference room while I set up my OR and I'm pretty sure that's grounds to boycott work for the rest of the week #sorrykiddos
@all4theshield @Adelheide1121 What got me were people not accepting Franco as a Baldwin. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣#SorryKiddos
I am this father but I'm getting milk instead of cigarettes #sorrykiddos
Me: my dad left to get cigarettes 20 years ago
My dad: [opening door] I was doing side quests
Welp... P/C strikes again.
Political correctness has now ruined cookies.
YUP... FREAKING COOKIES!
It's official... liberals ruin EVERYTHING they touch.
#NoCookiesForYou
#SorryKiddos
#LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder
#HappyMothersDay to your moms, your drag moms and everyone who celebrates you being YOU. #GetTheseCookies
@VanessaVanjie ❤️
Every day I feel luckier to be old, to have lived through the greatest period in human history. Also glad I chose to (and was able to) not have children. #sorrykiddos #weatethewholeplanet
Please tell me I am not the only one who has unintentionally ate a whole bag of candy 😖
#igetcaughtupinwatchingfriends
#joeylovesrachel #candy #sorrykiddos
My kids are gonna hate me on cleaning Saturdays because of my excessively meticulous cleaning habits and expectations hahahaha #sorrykiddos
#ThingsNeverSaidIn2017 "Wow, I can't wait to go see the 2017-2018 team @improv_mc show this Friday" #NoShowsYet #SorryKiddos
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