J. Kyle Harris

I am an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, smothered in secret sauce.

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

@MeetAlexis 😁

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

I don't know how they do things in Georgia, but wandering off into the distance with your dick in your hand is illegal in Texas. #talkingdead #walkingdead #twd

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

@PokemonGoApp @NianticLabs Seriously. Bring back training or get rid of the medal. And fix the "Go To Gym" feature while you're at it.

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

@PokemonGoApp Either find a way to bring Training back or get rid of the medal.

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

@_Nightingale_3 @ps_rahul3 @akshib08 @PokemonGoApp Realistic? Because that's what comes to mind when I think about this game.

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

@rubiksguy @PokemonGoApp Four tweets, and you managed to say absolutely nothing.

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

@PokemonGoApp The only Larvitar I saw was the 10k egg I hatched.

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

Now I have a crossbow. Ho ho ho. #TheWalkingDead

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

@troyduffy I want in on legion. #ijustneedabreak #givemeashot

[Carrie Keagan @CarrieKeagan]

"As go a murder of crows, so go a cunt of hipsters."

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

Is this shit over yet? #WorldCup2014

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

Hagar could kick Roth's ass any day of the week. #samhalen #vanhagar

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

Took the day of from work so I could load in a show in the park. Yup, theatre people are crazy. #whywedowhatwedo

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

Just realized I've already posted that, almost verbatim. #dejavoodoo

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

One of these days, I might actually start using this. #whatisatweet

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

How do I get a job working for you? #TafferTalk

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

One of these days, I'm actually going to start using Twitter. #whatisatweet

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

Playing with my new phone.

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

Monday.... I got nothin'.

[J. Kyle Harris @jkyle313]

Well, it's definitely summertime in Texas.