Jordan Masterson

Milos mom

[Jordan Masterson @JL_Masterson]

I love living here at Providence Pointe (@providencepointe) - here's why https://t.co/dAksEtVIVI #CommunityRewards

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@Gatorade can you please pick me to be the worlds biggest supporter and fan. #gatorlyte

[Jordan Masterson @JL_Masterson]

I’ll always be team Kyle. @BigBrother__USA

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@sonicdrivein in Johnston iowa is literally the worst sonic in the Midwest. They might as well close the place down if they are going to continue the shitty service.

[Jordan Masterson @JL_Masterson]

Everything changes. Nothing lasts forever.

[Jordan Masterson @JL_Masterson]

Houston we have a problem. Porch kitty loves me. Might bring him inside

[Jordan Masterson @JL_Masterson]

Life is very difficult for someone who needs to be in control and plan every detail of every day.

[Jordan Masterson @JL_Masterson]

My own personal Fire Cracker. Featuring Milo James. @ Lake House. Lake Of The Ozarks https://t.co/Wm2X86kWcP

[Jordan Masterson @JL_Masterson]

Thanks for all the birthday wishes. But I’d like to give a round of applause to my parents for keeping me alive for 33 years. I hope I’m as cool as you when I’m old. My heart is full today. @mckown6 @rob.masterson https://t.co/P8XZpPSETq

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Just posted a video https://t.co/gLFwyTEGlc

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/IN5XFL86t9

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We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. @allie.hendershot https://t.co/Ithg82no6x

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I blame my parents for this one. I’m a freaking HIGH maintenance sleeper. I envy you people who can fall asleep without effort. I need my box fan, bio freeze, heating pad, socks, chapstick, eye mask, and most important: the sleeping pill. Which has to be taken 3 hrs prior.

[Jordan Masterson @JL_Masterson]

To whoever has my voodoo doll: fuck you. I’m waving the white flag.

[Jordan Masterson @JL_Masterson]

Milo is old. https://t.co/R0VqCQy3Wd

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/HWfxYFd5dR

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He still has 12 more years of living under my roof and doing as I say. Today I made him play dress up. And let me tell you, he’s going to be less than amused when he finds out I posted this on the internet. https://t.co/wGhnrXHzN1

[Jordan Masterson @JL_Masterson]

Now if he’d only sleep in his own bed.

[Jordan Masterson @JL_Masterson]

Thank god I have an Independent kid.

[Jordan Masterson @JL_Masterson]

@sonicdrivein your Johnston iowa employees continue to disappoint us with their customer service skills. Can someone from @ChickfilA teach them how to do their job?