james

Slugging is the act of rubbing vaseline all over the front of your naked body, then sliding around like a slug on your kitchen floor

[james @JL_one]

@LBLFC_ C

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Mood

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

😍 WE'VE DOUBLED OUR LEAD

💪 JESUS RISES HIGHEST TO HEAD HOME

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[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

BREAKING: A man who is unable to tell whether Takehiro Tomiyasu is a full back or a center back is now unable to tell the difference between Russian propaganda and actual facts.

[Emile Smith Rowe @emilesmithrowe]

Enjoy your weekend Gunners 🤝❤️

[AFCAMDEN @AFCAMDEN]

Is that not a red? He’s through no?

[Kyle Hill @Sci_Phile]

This video of pandas just being pandas while a zookeeper desperately tries to rake leaves is the best video on the internet https://t.co/XknWMhEMbk

[Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea]

@sulaAlice Sue, you're shouting at tea.

Please do look after yourself and try to be kind to others. We're going to mute you now.

[james @JL_one]

@HelenaJaneTheo @OntheTudorTrail @metmuseum Going on the list! Long wait!

[Josh Palacios @joshpalaciosss]

January 1st: 2020 is gonna be a great year

January 2nd: World War III is trending

[Elliot Hackney @ElliotHackney]

Woken up to Lord Buckethead beating Count Binface and giving him the finger. The REAL election battle. What a result.

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

The element of this epic win for AJ that excites me the most is the new batch of @NoContextHearn we will be seeing in the coming weeks! 🙌

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

For non-NFL viewers trying to understand the Antonio Brown situation, imagine if during the end of the 2007/08 season, Fernando Torres fell out with Rafa Benítez and Steven Gerrard, demanded a transfer, and got sold to Wigan for £4 million. (Con’t)

[ellie sunakawa @elliesunakawa]

"You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it."

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

One solution to America's gun problem

[Sam @the_cannon]

This has just been brought to my attention. Im dead 😭

[AFCAMDEN @AFCAMDEN]

Ryan Shawcross breaks his leg whilst Aaron Ramsey departs for Juventus?

[Kai @TheBased_Spades]

My dumbass brain trying to calculate how Halle Berry was gonna play a 16 year old mermaid