zootie bootie

she/her, assistant to the lead bread baker

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sieze your beans, but don’t spill ‘em

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“do you want to watch a western anderson?”

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the disrespect today

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It pays to be a babe

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binch, you can’t make reservations with nature

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Our lord and savior, Danny DeVito

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You know what a cannoli looks like

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We’re saving the butt stuff ‘till after marriage

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Happiest of thanksgivings to those sharing their Mac & cheese situations today

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Remember that whole pandemi month where everything was made of cake?

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you’re welcome thank you

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I’m always wet at the wrong times

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oof mcgoof

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Happy Monday !!

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I will never experience a higher level of dopamine and serotonin as when I clean/purge/organize my home.

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I hate when someone’s entire personality is Fleetwood Mac. We get it, you could be his silver springs.

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@zabeth_jones I knew you’d like it bb GODSPEED

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Let’s just talk about how horrible the retail foodservice workers have had it. This tweet is for the people who are producing FOOD AND SERVICING horrible humans who don’t give a Flying Fuck™ about how much you’ve sacrificed or about your well being. YOU ARE VALID & IMPORTANT ILY

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is smells like asparagus is everybody okay???

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The everything bagel of emotions