Captain Lanch

My names Joe.

[LMPD @LMPD]

🚨ENDANGERED MISSING PERSONS ALERT: Our Missing Persons Unit has issued an "Operation Return Home" for Laniya Waller Crawford, age 26. Last seen on 8/12/26 at 12:40 PM, near 109 E. Broadway, Family believes she may be in crisis, Call 911 or 574-LMPD (5673)
#LMPD #Louisville

[USCGNorthwest @USCGNorthwest]

Sunday morning, #USCG Air Station Astoria hoisted a woman who was stranded on the abandoned USS Washtenaw County, on the Columbia River. Climbing on the vessel is extremely dangerous.

[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

@wspd8pio That's definitely 101/112.

[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

@KIRO7Seattle And people wonder why no one trusts the media anymore, smh...

[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

@AnMLGCat @LMPD The ol' Uno Reverse. Brilliant!

[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

@komonews And people wonder why trust in our media is at an all time low... Can't have anything to do with attempting to make literal trash propaganda legitimate.

[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

@wspd8pio Whitefeather Way is the Cross Street.

[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

@komonews How many of the grumpy disappointed people that think her salary is unfair have the $34.99/year WNBA League Pass?

[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

I have flown from Chicago to Dayton. Playback my flight on this link:

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[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

I'm on board AA6211 from Chicago to Dayton. Follow me live on this link!

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[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

I have flown from Seattle to Chicago. Playback my flight on this link:

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[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

I'm on board UA747 from Seattle to Chicago. Follow me live on this link!

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[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

I have flown from Chicago to Green Bay. Playback my flight on this link:

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[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

I'm on board UA3915 from Chicago to Green Bay. Follow me live on this link!

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[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

I have flown from Detroit to Chicago. Playback my flight on this link:

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[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

I'm on board UA1437 from Detroit to Chicago. Follow me live on this link!

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[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

I have flown from Chicago to Detroit. Playback my flight on this link:

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[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

I'm on board UA2481 from Chicago to Detroit. Follow me live on this link!

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[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

I have flown from Chicago to Peoria. Playback my flight on this link:

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[Captain Lanch @jlanch]

I have flown from Seattle to Chicago. Playback my flight on this link:

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