📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁

she/they/them 🎏

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

#postchips #postmodern #postcontemporary #guacamole #onaspoon #forever

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

@RoyalCaribbean please fix the signup button on your site so I can login and buy more cruises. I click sign in and nothing happens. Chrome on iPhone. Ongoing issue with your site.

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

@WasteManagement @WSJ You don’t even actually recycle your fraudulent scamming pieces of 💩

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

@WasteManagement I’m just gonna stop paying since you won’t let me cancel by phone. I’ve been on hold for hours. Take your dumpster and shove it.

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

@KrisKobach1787 Wow, maybe you should just stick to riding bikes and stay out of everybody else’s business, Kween Karen Kobach

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

@TheFastPitch Frivolous waste of taxpayer funds by giant loser crybaby @KrisKobach1787

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

@ksnewsservice @KMUW Kobach loves losing frivolous lawsuits and wasting taxpayer money. Pathetic!

[🪬🟣🧠 @slurplebrained]

Still thinking about this

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

Flat out disrespectful. Dear @POTUS please change my last name so I don’t have to wait in this dumb line. This is 2023, there is no reason why the fed, state, and county can’t confirm my name without me sitting in this dumb room all damn day. Kthxbye 😘

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

Why is @SocialSecurity so misogynist? I’m just trying to change my stupid last name and it’s gonna take forever because they hate women. I don’t think this would be such a hassle if men changed their names upon marriage.

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

Instead of bringing a crappy chain to ICT Fugate should look at expanding Crafted Wichita to other markets. I guess he’d rather pay franchise fees to compete with a local business than lift up a local/original concept. Sad!

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

@EmilyThinks_ Honest opinions are worth a lot—good or bad.

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

@kroger It looks like a failing of @UHC to provide the IIAS with the data to filter ineligible items from eligible in an HSA transaction but it makes using the HSA card a gamble for the customer. If a customer uses an HSA card on ineligible items there is a 20% penalty+income tax.

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

Despite the advice of @DillonsGrocery cashiers, NO you are not allowed to use your HSA to purchase food. Merchants are required to have an IIAS system in order to accept HSA cards. @kroger has simply failed to in making their IIAS system compliant, hope @IRS_CI doesn’t find out!

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

@EmilyThinks_ I always forget the word CUNT really hurts people’s feelings.

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

The cashiers @kroger told me tons of people use their HSA cards to buy food every day. Absolutely bonkers! 👀@IRS_CI

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

Ope! I guess @kroger doesn’t populate the IIAS, it is up to the HSA administrator. So it’s @UHC causing all this #taxfraud by allowing ineligible items to be purchased using their HSA card. I hope @irs_ci doesn’t investigate, that would be a lot of people paying 20% penalties!

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

Dear @chevrolet, please bring back the Solstice under your umbrella. It’s not fair that the Mazda Miata is still out there but the Solstice is not.

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

Got an osteopathic manipulative treatment from a DO today. I swear you can feel them unwinding your nerves and putting them back where they belong. We need more DOs doing OMTs!

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

@DannyParty Might be at 35% on my front windows from factory. They’re tinted, not enough to look cool. Not as dark as backseat windows. I’ve just been amazed at the amount of cars rolling with 5% all the way around. Including windshields on a lot more than I’d expect.

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

When did Kansas legalize blacked out tinted windows all the way around a car?

[📚🥃 J. Lane 🌻🥁 @jlanerocks]

@DannyParty I’m sure that is generally true for most people but I’d be the unlucky one to get pulled over for it. Even if a citation isn’t issued I still like to minimize interactions with LEOs