Jonny

“A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly and is also known as a buster. Always talking about what he wants and just sits on his broke ass.” Also, let’s go Mets.

[Jonny @jlaro55]

@jeffpaternostro What would you suggest as an alternative if they do not give him the QO?

[Jonny @jlaro55]

@AnthonyDiComo I would mute those people.

[Jonny @jlaro55]

@The7Line Can we trade Alderson?

[Philadelphia Public Health @PHLPublicHealth]

Sept. 16, 2021 COVID-19 vax update:

1,982,378 total vax doses administered
847,705 residents fully vaxxed
68% of adults are fully vaxxed
1,030,992 residents have at least 1 dose of vaccine
83% of adults have at least 1 dose of vaccine

For more: https://t.co/IFgqKCk4h9

[Jonny @jlaro55]

@AnthonyDiComo Maybe Rojas wants to get fired? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jonny @jlaro55]

@vasdrimalitis She basically thumbs downed her fans.

[C.J. Chivers @cjchivers]

get this rep a “war is a racket” skull tat and a ticket to the marine corps ball.

[Jonny @jlaro55]

@JustinCToscano

[Tranna Wintour @TrannaWintour]

Who used to play Yentl 64?

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

💔

[Sarah Bahr @smbahr14]

In retrospect, it seems right that one of modern TV’s most consistent generators of bizarro humor — and cult followings — had origins that were, themselves, pretty freewheeling.

My @nytimesarts oral history of @adultswim, which turns 20 today:
https://t.co/oOgJ13yYM4

[Tim Reilly @LifeOfTimReilly]

A statement on behalf of Mets fans to Mets players:

[Jonny @jlaro55]

@HughE_Dillon At least they are clothed.

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

YOU CAN’T EAT A WHOLE CAPYBARA

[Jonny @jlaro55]

@XXL I wish it still was a 90s kind of world.

[Molly @Molly_Kats]

my god

[WHYY News @WHYYNews]

Challenging the dirt bike narrative: WHYY youth interns talk with supporters of the local dirt bike community about the future of the culture and its positive impacts.

https://t.co/loFhLavqrD

[Jonny @jlaro55]

@CortesSteve 🙋🏻‍♂��

[PlanPhilly @PlanPhilly]

A North Philadelphia grower is planting an orchard on a vacant lot https://t.co/iDaO5FC7qR