Jess

New account 🥵 21, NC, Snap: jlashae27, boy mom❤️
Welcome to the shit show

[Jess @jlashae27]

Someone said “just imagine if the world wasn’t run by white guys”... but in reality, just imagine if the world wasn’t ignorant!! Race is not the issue here people!!

[Jess @jlashae27]

I’m SO ready for better days...

[Jess @jlashae27]

@ugh_mama I feel that!

[Jess @jlashae27]

Simply enrolling into college is going to be the death off me!!! Do you hear me?! I haven’t even started yet!!

[Jess @jlashae27]

I’m so not ready for Christmas 😫 but hey! On the bright side, this year is finally almost over!! 🥴

[Jess @jlashae27]

I love being a mom 😍

[Jess @jlashae27]

This sounds like I’d be living the dream

[Corey @Corey__Andrews]

Finna drop out of college and move into a double wide with a weiner dog raising show cows

[Jess @jlashae27]

I think it’s fuck this shit o’clock 😂😂

[Jess @jlashae27]

I got 99 problems and my toddler single handedly created 97 of them in 22 minutes.

[Jess @jlashae27]

Seek peace but be ready to go to war.

[Jess @jlashae27]

When you tryna snooze your alarm but it just keeps spitting the binky out. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jess @jlashae27]

God wouldn’t put you in a situation you couldn’t handle!

[Jess @jlashae27]

So done hearing about COVID. It’s bullshit people don’t be dumb!

[Jess @jlashae27]

My toxic trait is buying whatever I want when I’ve had a bad day

[Jess @jlashae27]

I spend money when I’m sad.. this is becoming a problem. Lmao

[Jess @jlashae27]

My house is a mess and so am I. If you’re into clean spaces and children that don’t scream, there’s nothing here for you. 😂

[Jess @jlashae27]

Can we be done with today? Or??? #overit

[Jess @jlashae27]

If you’re wearing a mask in your car, I’m going to assume it’s to control the urge to lick your windows. 😂 #howstupid #idiots #dumbassoftheday

[Jess @jlashae27]

Okay but why am I in such a bad mood today? 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄

[Jess @jlashae27]

I’ve made so many mistakes, good and bad; but you were the worst. #dick #makesureyouneverneedmeagain #fuckyou #yourloss