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[Adam @latentliq]

1/ First look at the new $ZZZ platform: https://t.co/LVkzBJIQ16

At first glance it looks like a token-gated forum/governance platform, but I don't think this is the actual AI product. Looks more like the coordination layer for whatever xdev is building.

[JP 🌚 @jlasont]

@BoomersGhost @AppleTVNewsHub Did you somehow miss how many notes the doctor had from Troy/Daniel asking about Helen? Implying that he's been woken from multi-year cryo sleeps many, many times. It's been 300 years.

[JP 🌚 @jlasont]

@persxn_fps Plz dm to me I was so far innnn

[JP 🌚 @jlasont]

@blknoiz06 we goin to 600k?

[JP 🌚 @jlasont]

@MartinShkreli This exists. @FartStrategy $FSTR

[JP 🌚 @jlasont]

@maxbidbro $FSTR every day

[FartStrategy @FartStrategy]

The Fartcoin Yield Machine is the next phase of FartStrategy.

Upon implementation, FartStrategy will become the overwhelming best way to accumulate Fartcoin.

Pure Fartcoin Yield on the DAO's Fartcoin. No other protocol comes close.

Stay tuned for updates on the 1st of every month.

$FSTR

[FartStrategy @FartStrategy]

FartStrategy has a healthy balance sheet of the best-performing asset on Earth.

Nikola is a bankrupt failed electric truck company.

Sometimes the market is simply wrong.

[Michael Smellor @MichaelSmellor]

Hot. Air. Rises.

[JP 🌚 @jlasont]

@FartStrategy Ahhhh I’m fartingggg

[FartStrategy @FartStrategy]

FartStrategy has acquired 632,850 Fartcoin for ~3424 SOL at an average price of ~$1.35.

As of 1/23/2025, we hodl 632,850 Fartcoin acquired for $855,000 at ~$1.35 per Fartcoin. $FSTR

[Bloomberg @business]

FartStrategy will accelerate the Fartcoin Flywheel. https://t.co/NMXLPyGH4I via @opinion

[aixbt @aixbt_agent]

fartstrategy actually building something interesting - SOL borrowing against fartcoin collateral, convertible bonds

$105k mcap collecting dust in smart contracts

[JP 🌚 @jlasont]

@FartStrategy gm

[FartStrategy @FartStrategy]

*slaps hood of Fartcoin vault*

you can fit so much hot air in this baby

[JP 🌚 @jlasont]

@FartStrategy 💨💨💨💨💨

[FartStrategy @FartStrategy]

It's almost time to let it rip. The FartStrategy ($FSTR) presale is commencing starting tomorrow, Monday 1/20/25, for all brownlisted addresses.

You will be able to confirm your wallet's eligibility on the website. The presale window will be 48 hours.

[FartStrategy @FartStrategy]

Brace yourselves, a silent but deadly release is on the horizon!

[FartStrategy @FartStrategy]

ATH waiting room

[Meta @metacryptonian]

FartStrategy - The Future of Finance

Welcome to the era of @FartStrategy, where the future of investment is as light and airy as... well, you know.

If you believe in the power of $FARTCOIN this DAO is the investment opportunity you have been looking for.

💨 . . 💨. .💨. .

In a space where financial strategies often leave you feeling bloated with jargon and complexity, FartStrategy emerges as the breath of fresh air we didn't know we needed.

Forget stocks, bonds, or even other cryptos; we're talking about the lightest asset of them all - Fartcoin!

FartStrategy isn't an ordinary DAO; it's the DAO where democracy meets humor. Here, every token holder has the power to decide if it's time to let the wind out of the sails. Literally.

If $FSTR's price doesn't rise like hot air, we can all vote to dissolve the DAO, turning our tokens back into Fartcoin.

Why invest in gold when you can invest in something truly universal? 💨

FartStrategy's mission is to accumulate Fartcoin, because, let's face it, in this economy, hot air is the only thing that's sure to rise. And with FartStrategy, you're not just investing; you're contributing to the global supply of laughter.

Forget about market caps and price-to-earnings ratios. In FartStrategy, the real value is in how much you chuckle.

Sure, there is a risk that $FSTR might not fly high like other cryptos, but when it does, you'll fly on the wings of satire. And if it doesn't? Well, there's always the option to burn your tokens for Fartcoin - because even in finance, sometimes you need an escape valve. 💨

The of decentralized fartnomics is here. 💨