the best indie bands right now:
- bitch and the buttsticks
- kenny and the loan sharks
- binky and the arthur kids
- poopsie and the buttwipes
- fucko and the duck fucks
- vinny and the roombas
- ouchie and the kid shits
- creed
ladies, if a guy...
-remembers your birthday
-knows what you enjoy
-saves your pictures
-harvests your data
-keeps your passwords in plaintext
this guy is not your man.
this guy is mark zuckerberg.
i am seeing way too many grown ass adults who eat their fucking boogers.
if you do that, you are a goddamn disgusting child and you gotta cut that shit out right now.
if you see someone munchin nose nuggies please call their nasty ass out.