Jesse Bellinger

Words are weird, and 'word' is a weird word.

[Jesse Bellinger @jlbellinger]

Graham, McConnell: who’s next? Political ticks have to die to give up their seat. When are the rest of the doddering bobbleheads finally going to leave. #grimreaper

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Creating a “free speech” martyr to weaponize the first amendment to curb stomp what (and who) isn’t on message. Thin-skinned oligarchy can dish but can’t take an iota of dissent. #disobey

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To purge the government of excess bloviation get rid of Secretaries for anything. Musk, McMahan, Hedgehog, Remedy, and JD Picklesworth. Remove Chump back to Babayaga so he can golf. If you really want state control, resign and go back to your enclave.

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All hail President Chump: dictator perpetuus

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Keep The Historic McMenemy Trail Where It Is & Amend Santa Barbara County Trail Planning! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/FU0ZqGbd7I via @Change

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#Bummer. Florida has a 5000-mile blob of a rotten-egg smelling, flesh-eating strain of plastic-housed mutant omnivirus.

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To roughly paraphrase a line from Tropic Thunder: #CancelCulture has gone full retard. If we’re going to cancel Dr Seuss let’s cancel Disney, Hollywood, and every other pop culture production.

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Chump the Incompetent will be fine. He doesn’t have the hoax Covid19, he’s got #covfefe

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Ah punk: from the evolutionary biology of Bad Religion’s singer lamenting the denial of science to Johnny Rotten hoping for the “absolutely magnificent” Trump as a friend and political Sex Pistol.

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We got a lot of stupid people doing a lot of stupid things. Got to kill Captain Stupid. #suicidaltendencies

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@johnkrasinski and his Some Good News https://t.co/ZMxtws8mjv is the best thing that’s ever happened. #moisteyes at the Hamilton ensemble. Regular folk putting out videos now have a disturbingly high bar to meet when an actor, director dude shows how it’s done. #bravo

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@alyssaisaacks By the way ...

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Less than a month ago we had 12 million respirators that have been kept secret for national security reasons. We’ll need millions more before this is over. What happens to unused respirators? They just wait, breathless, for another disaster? #covid19

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Every itch. Every sniffle. Every ache. Oh god, Am I INFECTED? #covid19

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Homemade recipe for spray sanitizer courtesy of https://t.co/U5Ot7R4CBB and the WHO: mix 1 2/3 cup alcohol with 2 tsp glycerol, 1 tsp hydrogen peroxide, and 1/4 cup distilled or boiled water. #nofacetouching

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Went to see Joker. Halfway through the movie, a voice behind me says, “I think this is a drama.” #joker #hahaha #read

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The UN science report of the world ending doesn’t seem to matter to anyone. Maybe this would wake people up:

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State testing, when you erase any evidence of classroom learning and subject students to reams of text so they can regurgitate their summative… https://t.co/qiq2rl2FNF

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@AlyssaIsaacks You’ve been missing some fine moments in life. In particular when said dog fart is so bad the farticles coat the inside of your mouth.

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Monsanto, fathers of the Manhattan Project, Agent Orange, DDT, malathion, and Roundup, convinced the EPA, FDA, GM, and Quaker to dump legally toxic levels of glyphosate on breakfast cereal, despite rats getting liver disease on low doses. #legallytoxic