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professional shithouse

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It’s actually insane how fast a beer can cure a life altering hangover

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Idk if it’s just me but if ur flexing that fact that ur Spotify wrapped said ur music age was 70 and you think ur cool for that, buddy I got news for you.

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If you are a sports bar that allowed every seat in your venue to to be reserve, go fuck your self

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Can’t believe I’m saving this but HALA MADRID

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@GoshJrand5 Would an alcoholic be counting their calories !

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Maturing is realising that a vodka soda with a lime wedge is elite

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This was the beer for those of u who asked ( none of u asked ) just felt as if it should have been known

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This should be classified as assault

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I feel as if I’ve watched enough of the outdoor boys, that I could successfully survive a winter in Alaska with nothing but bushcraft survival skills

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Bruno mars, mate, leave the football before the football leaves you

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Lost 4 in a row, but best believe we’re not losing to the fucking leafs #bruinsnation

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Just got laid #feelinmellow

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@TrainMoreNL, fuck you

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The next bathroom I go into that doesn’t have service or WiFi might just cause me to tip over the edge

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@arabschmeckle00 Real

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@GoshJrand5 They should add a dap up emoji

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Thought I would beat @GoshJrand5 2 it, but happy birthday to the goat man, big Jimmy c #100 #TheGOAT

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This aged horribly

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I’m gonna kill my self when I lose my school email my whole life is on that fr

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I’m gonna kill my self when I lose my school email my whole life is on that fr

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I defy you to find me an insta bio with more aura than this #comeholla