Jordan Bennett Shead

If you’re not furious, you’re not paying attention.

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

I want to say a massive thank you @WhismanSucks, @Jimmypisfunny and @MurderSmall for helping me keep my head above water in some really rough seas. You guys really are the best.

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

I’m finally gonna pull the trigger and delete this dumpster fire of an app, so if you’re looking for me, I’m on Instagram and Threads. jlbshead on both.

Bye! 👋👋

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

@Jimmypisfunny The episodes on sports you know nothing about are legit my favourite. ❤️

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

@DownInTheCrypt It’s really good! Light and floral.

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

I crossed an international border, flew west across 2 time zones, and enlisted the help of a friend to travel through 3 states with the bottle in order to get my hands on this. Worth it.
@SamHeughan @SassenachSpirit

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

@Lizefb @MurderSmall I’m already back in Canada!

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

Waiting on my flight to Denver for @MurderSmall!

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

@leah5472 @MurderSmall You got it!

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

@DownInTheCrypt Absolutely. Because they also cap prescription prices for EVERYONE, and folks with chronic conditions get them for free. I speak from experience.

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

Neat. Now tell me how many people are assaulted (or worse) by police every year?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Roughly 60,000 police officers are assaulted in the line of duty every year

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

I’ll be there! 😃
@Jimmypisfunny @MurderSmall

[Comedy Works Entertainment @ComedyWorksEnt]

Shut up and give us a murder! @MurderSmall is coming to @newmancenter July 29th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets now!
🎟 - https://t.co/tPcWKfeV2N

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

@JessaFett_ You are NOT stupid. MATH is stupid.

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

Answering machines and voicemail have been in widespread use for more than 30 years. Is it really necessary to STILL have instructions on what to do after the beep?

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

@DownInTheCrypt @toddlandstore

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

I firmly believe that there are people that have been put on this earth to test me, and today is a day where I fear I might fail that test in SPECTACULAR fashion.

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

Well, we’ve reached the fireworks portion of the evening, so of course the beagle is beside himself, absolutely trembling in fear. The other two aren’t bothered, but Jack is not happy.

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

@bigpapachuck73 I tried it a few times, but I found it really clunky and hard to navigate.

[Jordan Bennett Shead @jlbshead]

You're offered $100k to recite 90% of a movie. What movie are you choosing?

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

You're offered $100k to recite 90% of a movie. What movie are you choosing?

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

This morning, as I grapple with the passing of my aunt…

A gross distortion of my father’s beliefs on equality; a horrible misuse of his image to oppose something he pressed for:

Policies/programs that prevent ‘white supremacy’ laden inequity in hiring, college admissions, etc