people from high school get so bitter when you unfollow them on social media like sorry stacy i haven’t talked to you in 2 yrs and don’t really care to see how you’ve evolved from a bitch to a bitch who works for a pyramid scheme
This lady at my work today told me her ex husband cheated on her so she made him a “beef and rice” dinner with alpo dog food mixed in and didn’t tell him till after he ate the whole thing that if he wanted to act like a dog she would feed him like one & I’m still laughing
When the cashier at publix tries to make small talk and you tell him you're out here for a canine rehab course and he blankly stares and says dogs get addicted to drugs #keepbaggingmygroceriesdude