Jessie Lee

Deadbeat godfather, retired battle rapper, content stealer.

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Bijan Giveaway!

RT for a chance to win this signed @Bijan5Robinson jersey!

[Jessie Lee @jlee359]

@NVIDIAGeForce #BeyondFast

[Chris Lindstrom @C_Lindstrom63]

Retweets count as two votes for the #ProBowlVote today! @C_Lindstrom63 #WPMOYChallenge

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Tits or ass” bro her witty turns of phrase

[Jessie Lee @jlee359]

@shellyduren I used to think the same thing until I got that hard job lol

[jodie @jodieegrace]

first you ask me to “imagine dragons” and now you want me to “try guys”????

[TV’S ALEX PTAK @PtakTestKitchen]

Explaining student debt cancellation to Biden by giving him 20 werthers originals and telling him he owes the bank 25 werthers originals and it clicks and he’s just fucking crying and he won’t stop and they gotta cancel his phone call with Thailand

[wilfre @Wilfreyy]

Biden announcing a pizza party for everyone with student loans

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Hey doctors, how about some habits for a shorter life. Let’s get this over with.

[trash jones @jzux]

microdosing vacation by dissociating at work

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

BREAKING: in light of recent news, top democrats will be writing “enough is enough” on a paper airplane and throwing it into the sky

[Kim Congdon @kimberlycongdon]

You can still get abortions. You just have to get impregnated by a married politician.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

yelling “SPEAK TO A REPRESENTATIVE!!!” so loudly I hurt the robot’s feelings

[trash jones @jzux]

ask not what your country can do for you. they literally won’t do it

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Inflation has affected the Waffle House All Star Special and the Wendy’s 4 for 4 thats how I know this nation is in a crisis