Jessica Lehfeldt

Heart breaker, dream maker, love taker

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Matt Freese with everything on the line..

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

Trump Tower rises from the center of downtown Chicago on a major north/south street called Wabash Avenue. A petition is circulating to have the city formally rename a four-block strip of Wabash after a certain famous Chicago resident.

If enacted, it would make Trump Tower’s official address 401 N. Barack Hussein Obama Avenue. I’d love that for him.🖕😁🖕

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Jessica Lehfeldt @jlehfeld]

@thedoctorcarson Really a kick in the face for all those chicagoans that get offended by people in the region saying they’re from Chicago

[Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah]

The SEC got five teams in the College Football Playoff. After two rounds, their only win against another conference will be vs. Tulane.

Alabama and Texas A&M scored six combined points in their losses (so far).

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Can we end this charade that SEC is even close to the Big 10?

[Chronic Hoosier @ChronicHoosier]

We need to acknowledge that this company was started 10 yrs ago by an IU alum after a blown call in the Pinstripe Bowl & now they're printing undefeated Indiana Hoosier Rose Bowl Champion CFP gear right here in Indiana & doing it better than anyone else in the game. SUPPORT THEM

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Alabama's loss to Indiana is its largest in postseason history.

The Crimson Tide lost 38-3.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Release the files.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Photographer Christopher Anderson on the Vanity Fair photoshoot

[Jessica Lehfeldt @jlehfeld]

Maybe it’s less about Virgina being good and more about FSU (and Alabama) being overrated…

[TMZ @TMZ]

Donald Trump skips the Kennedy Center's vigil for Charlie Kirk ... choosing instead to enjoy a weekend away at his golf club in New Jersey.

📖 https://t.co/lfLVeSz3fp

[Patricia Yamane @yamane_patricia]

🤣😆

[Jessica Lehfeldt @jlehfeld]

Dear @peacock - can we please have an option to mute the music during gaps in coverage for your sporting events? I’m getting to the point where this elevator music you always play is making me go nuts.

[Jessica Lehfeldt @jlehfeld]

@TheDoctorCarson Maybe you give “tall” guy energy. Lol