jordan lempke

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

@CoachSeelie mr hero breakfast lunch and dinner

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

"The Lamar thing was staged, we never landed on the moon, and Michael Jackson is still alive this world is staged" okay dad okay

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

At work and Chinese exchange students starts pointing and laughing and my name tag repeatedly shouting "that name is for boys"

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

"I'm serious do you think they drug their food to make people addicted to it?"- Jo talking about Chipotle

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

Sitting in mcdonalds playland listening to all the kids simultaneously signing trap queen

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"5th floor MC tall katie i'd climb that like a tree"

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

When @jokilbmyers faints in chipotle so you get it for free

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

YOU WERE SO CLOSE! happy 20 @katiekelly414

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

Go to Katie's class with her. Topic of the day: do you ever wonder where your outdoor cat goes? Is this college or preschool?

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

When you spend a week in Bahamas and this is the only picture you have to show for it

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

I need to stop pretending that spraying my clothes with perfume is equivalent to washing them because it's not. It's just not.

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

Tell Katie I'm sick and probably can't go out "yes you can I have something for that"

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

@BigDaddyKGK hashtags don't lie @mLemps .. THE ohio state killed it tonight! Lovin the support from #favoriteuncle

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

@jokilbmyers not sure what worse.. That we took a bus to Kroger at 9 am or that we were kicked off that bus by a homeless crazy lady

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

Broke my fork during thanksgiving dinner. I win

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

We just tipped a jimmy johns delivery man extra to tap our keg

[jordan lempke @jlemps]

"Got my IDs got my toothpaste lets leave" -Jo bucks