You know you’re going to be friends forever when...
You’re driving home hungover and have to puke so your best friend grabs the steering wheel to drive for you on 270 so you can puke in an empty Starbucks cup going 65 mph.
No drop got on the new car and we didn’t crash 💥
My mom: “Are you speaking Spanish?”
Neighbor: “yes”
My mom: “I know Mishka Mouska Mickey Mouse”
My neighbor: “That’s not Spanish it’s, the password to get into the Mikey Mouse Club house.”
I fall in love with people from a single conversation and I know it has always been my issue but I promise one day I will meet someone to match that energy and until then I’m fine