JLG

CA/CO lawyer by day wine, animal and @RidePeloton enthusiast by night

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@I_CU_boy exhausted...

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@BianchiWeather Truth

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@AsgerSR Re

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@EliMcCann My mother in law noted that my baking powder had expired in 2005, I said not to worry I had a fresh back up..... only it had also expired - 2015. So I don't bake, ok????

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@stampedecu Congrats to the Team and big thanks to you @DeionSanders !!

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@NoContextHumans Is that how you spell dog?

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@mxmclain When we were young and on a family trip, my little sister ate a chili dog in the Cancun airport... I tried to tell her what a bad idea that was. She tried really hard not to puke on the plane, and made it to the top of the escalator @ DIA. One of the funniest memories of my life

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@BianchiWeather @KylieBearseWX CHRIS!!! Keep this negativity to yourself

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@BianchiWeather I see what you did there... #COnativehumor

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@AndrewRSpru Math…the lost art

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@kilday_morgan HAHAHA

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@NateKreckman Nope, me neither. Laughed for like 5 min.

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@iHeartCountry @lukecombs 2019 show at @RedRocksCO there will never be one better.

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@KDVR Bout…BOUT?? The fact that you have literary control over this account is atrocious.

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@aprilhussar I've been actively trying to break a Stepbrothers mug my husband received as a gift bc it's freaking huge and always in the way. It's fallen several times without injury. Of course.

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@JarydWilson This is top notch. The amount of planning is impressive

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@SteveStaeger This ☝🏻

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@ZooeyDeschanel Bananagrams 4TW

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@British_Airways your system keeps rejecting our covid vax records and we fly from London to Italy tomorrow. The customer service person said just to go to the airport early. Any other alternative??

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@tramelayne I did that...and it feels exactly as you hope it does. You've got this!!