Jaypee

@MUFC. @Lakers. Carlos Alcaraz.

[Bawsty @shopbawsty]

One set, four gorgeous colours.
Which one is your favourite? ☺️
Birthday Girls drop in four days! ❤️

[- @kvng_zeez]

New on Fisco:

Starter is free, forever — Naira sales, small fee only on online payments.

Pro is ₦10,000/month — zero fees, and you can now accept USD, GBP, EUR, and stablecoins.
Log in to choose.

Get started:

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[Jaypee @jlingz08]

@Starlink —a

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

Made a new page: 100 simple questions to ask APC when them ask you to vote for them

Download, share. Next weekend we localize into other languages.

https://t.co/Tuyn02emh6

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

I put together 1000 Reasons Why You should not Vote for Tinubu in the next election.

https://t.co/52SZEDFhrY

Good morning Nigerians.

[Emmanuel @ez0xai]

shipped: status page for 9jaCheckr

see real-time status of:
- API
- Database
- web app
- NAFDAC verification service

https://t.co/8rHE6UW8xM

[Emmanuel @ez0xai]

just used 9ja Checkr telegram bot to verify my drink's NAFDAC number lol

works instantly

try it: https://t.co/FQ3NbeDQXo

https://t.co/QEFrpt3kOh

[Olayinka Post @0xYinka]

Again.... come and work from Citi.

If you are a customer and you are fasting, you don't need to buy anything. Just come on, sit, login to our free WiFi and work

📍 9, Mabo Street, Surulere.

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

Malcolm Gladwell explaining why some people succeed and some don't.

[Jaypee @jlingz08]

@Sir_ug https://t.co/M3KFDcyM7W

[Slim @onu_slim]

If you are between 24 and 35, you are in the costliest phase of your life, the years where every delay compounds and every wasted season becomes twice as expensive to recover from later.

The urge to impress people is loud, but the real window to build something meaningful is quietly narrowing.

Pick skills instead of status, assets instead of appearances, and discipline instead of excuses.

The life you will live tomorrow is being negotiated by the choices you make today

[Femi 🧸 @bigdaddyfemi]

These thugs really broke our fence and my mom’s shop
Looted the things inside and sold the iron doors to mallams
All these while my dad stood and watched

[𝕭 @ubah_484]

Remember that game we used to play in primary school, where we all had pencils and paper and someone calls on a particular letter and you have to enter answers for name, animal and thing? I made an online version
https://t.co/ELzbqeH4p6

Try playing with the bots on hard mode

[Shy🌊 @Onoja_Cee]

I almost lost my sister this week to organ harvesters in Abuja.

This is the reason I’ve been inactive for the past 24 hours.

​For 48 hours, I've lived through a nightmare I still can’t fully process. She was kidnapped, drugged, and taken to a forest to be killed for her organs.

​This is what happened and why I’m sharing this today..

My sister is an intern at the EFCC HQ. She boarded a cab in Gwarimpa, thinking it was a routine commute. Inside, she was sprayed with a chemical that made her dizzy.

​When she woke up, she was in a forest and surrounded by the remains of past victims.

​While locked away, she had to listen to the screams of other women being k*lled. She was told she was next.

The person sent to kill her picked up her ID card. She recognized our family name.

Years ago, my mum had been this woman's Matron in school and had been exceptionally kind to her. The woman looked at my sister and said:

"I can’t let you die. Your mum was too good to me."

She risked her own life to help my sister escape and even send an SOS to her nanny, knowing if her accomplices found out, she would be k*lled. She called it a sacrifice for my mother’s past kindness.

By the time we set out to find her with the CSO from her place of internship, my mum received a text saying they found her daughter’s lifeless b*dy by the roadside. For a sec, I felt what it was like loosing a loved one to death in the context of "Nigeria happened to you," it's a dark place to be.

She was found covered in blood, but she was ALIVE.

LESSONS You can take from this :

​1. It pays to be kind. Never underestimate the power of a good seed sown. It may just save your life or the life of your child years later.

​2. Nowhere is safe. Not a cab, an Uber, or a personal car. You are a target regardless. Stay hyper vigilant.

​3. Look at the faces in a vehicle before entering. If there are several hefty men, suspicious vibes, or things feel off, women covered in hijabs down to the face, DO NOT BOARD.

​4. Carry a spare nose mask or mini oxygen carnage. It could buy you seconds to scream for help or use an SOS if they spray a chemical.

​5. If you use a @GooglePixel_US phone or Android, set up the emergency satellite SOS alert. Tapping the power button 5x alerts your priority contacts with your location instantly.
Pro-tip: Add friends in the EFCC, DSS, or Army to this list, the police will DISAPPOINT you.

​6. Arm yourself. Carry pepper spray. For men, a pocket knife. It is better to fight back than to go without a struggle.

​7. Check in on your loved ones. We get so distracted by Web3 that we forget to reply even a simple check up text. When I thought she was gone, I saw her last unread message to me and felt sick with regret.

​I’ve been inactive for the last 24 hours dealing with this. I’ll be back soon to see how we could make the most off Q1 but for now, Hug your family. Stay safe. Be kind.

Most importantly, Lock in.

[Federal Reserve @federalreserve]

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: https://t.co/5dfrkByGyX

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

On Fine Dining restaurants and "messing" with Nigerian food...

Enjoy!

[¿kofo? @kofookesola]

Snippet from a demo of me creating a Binance trading agent served over an API endpoint (for potential customers) with the upcoming @servflowio release.

🫵Go sign up on the form on the website to be notified of release (and to have free early access 🤭) https://t.co/D6e6XLgmh9

[¿kofo? @kofookesola]

After almost 2 years of building (before open-sourcing it), I’m excited to share Servflow, an engine and dashboard built to make API and AI agent creation ridiculously easy.

What makes it special:
⚙️ Create AI Agents instantly, exposed over an API
🌐 Build standard REST API endpoints with rich integrations & workflow actions
🤖 Spin up full MCP servers powered by workflows
🧩 All declarative, all modular , designed for both power and simplicity
💻 Can be locally hosted and run

Built with love using #golang
Servflow is now open source, built to help developers move faster and prototype smarter.
Check it out, break it, improve it, go crazy

👉 @servflowio

[Bop Daddy @falzthebahdguy]

Here’s what I’m suggesting- every citizen contacts their reps & senators with coordinated emails, phone calls and WhatsApp messages with the following -

*Dear Hon/Sen, as your constituent, i am urging you to call for a PUBLIC hearing to address the strategy to defeat terrorism, rumours of an ill-equipped military and how Nigerians will be kept safe. Please act urgently*

[Jaypee @jlingz08]

@KharayKrayKray lol then just use utility classes