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[glummy glooma @JLippoldt]

Introducing Sewer Inspector Stacey and Crime Scene Cleanup Barbie. These two make quite the team!

#gish @Mattel #DirtyJobs4Barbie

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Me: I'm planning on delivering without any pain medications or epidural 🤡

Also me: *curled up crying on the couch because I stubbed my pinky toe*

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We love a good 4 am cry

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@Hailerz7893 January 22nd :)

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I just found out I've basically been uninsured since September, so due to personal reasons I'll be delivering this baby in Lake Erie while I cross over to Canada.

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@Hailerz7893 I'm mostly being dramatic. But I had to fight with the insurance company all morning because they denied all of my claims from Sept to now. 🙃

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Hello world.. I am uncomfy ⭐

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I'm not unemployed. I have a very important and time-consuming job making lists of things we need for our new puppy and then buying those things.

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Anyway, I watch the Bachelor(ette) now.

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Do you ever start watching a show just so you can make fun of it and then accidentally watch two whole seasons in one week?

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"Did the kitty say hi to you?"

Alice: "No, she can't talk yet."

‼️YET‼️

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Forgot my mask going to the dentist and oh boy do I feel NAKED.

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If I have any long lost wealthy relatives who would want to invest in my future NOW WOULD BE THE TIME TO SHOW UP.

[Elizabeth Wathuti , O.G.W 🇰🇪 @lizwathuti]

My name is Elizabeth Wathuti, a Kenyan climate activist.

What keeps me going is knowing that we aren't the last generation, more will come after us and my fight is not just for us but also for generations to come.

Let's unite in securing a livable world NOW for a safe future.🌎

[glummy glooma @JLippoldt]

The human body is incredible.
For example:
I woke up at 4 am and couldn't figure out why. Then I realized I forgot to set an alarm for the morning. I set the alarm, but my body decided I'm staying awake now, just in case. 😒

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Husband: Alice, what are you afraid of?

3: Um, ghostes. 🤷🏼‍♀️👻

[James @CaucasianJames]

big fan of blankets. i like when they’re on me

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How many nights in a row do I rely on 10mg of melatonin to fall asleep before I have to see a Dr? Is it 100 nights? Is the answer 100?

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😾 Lucifer: literally trying to catch and eat Cinderella's mouse friends

My 3 yo: Aww they're having so much fun together!

[Oceana @oceana]

It's easy to see how sea turtles mistake plastic bags for jellyfish. It's time to #BreakFreeFromPlastic and REDUCE the amount of plastic being produced. Take the pledge: https://t.co/kHVOxT7NkV