maybe: LP

LP wake up, I don’t like this

[maybe: LP @sope_twit]

@bts_bighit

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???

[beth @bethleeeeeeee]

men blocking you is so funny like ok princess

[dragon age fan @dragonagefan67]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry my social battery is totally depleted can you give me at least five days to get back to you

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry my hands are so cold all the time it’s because i died a few years back

[clare @sadderlizards]

not now kitten mommy has to name 5 things i can see, 4 things i can touch, 3 things i can hear, 2 things i can smell, and 1 thing i can taste

[clare @sadderlizards]

the foul beast (me) is consuming its wretched meal (600mg of caffeine)

[clare @sadderlizards]

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

this is how your email finds me

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

[Nathan Polas @sub_parAries]

QVEEN herby is life

[maybe: LP @sope_twit]

@sub_parAries

[maybe: LP @sope_twit]

@npolas96 💯🙋‍♀️

[trash jones @jzux]

me at 16: i am going to be so successful when i grow up

me now: maybe someday i will have enough energy to start a hobby

[Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has. @Rude_Astrology]

I would like to apologize to myself for choosing to reincarnate while humanity is battling a pandemic namely stupidity.