julia

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

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6. practicing my order at a restaurant 57x times in my head and still messing it up when i try to tell the server

[saxon what is with all the ruckus im on the phowne @devilsgalpal]

Why is it all or nothing with people? Oh ur vegan but u dont have vegan soap SHITTY oh you recycle but you use straws SHITTY oh you volunteer at an animal shelter but you eat meat SHITTY. Why cant people just do good things w/o people pointing out all the things they aren’t doing

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

what did we do to deserve this heat beside absolutely destroy the environment for the last century

[Gonzotrucker @gonzotrucker]

Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.

[b @doyalikebaileys]

LADIES, imagine: it's 15 yrs from now. your husband chad still has a mild coke addiction from his pike days and your kids thermos and keightlynn both got held back for being illiterate. keightlynn called you a bitch last night bc you wouldn't buy her the new iphone. life is good.

[sav (she/they) 🩵 @lovesickpalaces]

since season 2 of 13 reasons why came out yesterday and I’ve already watched the entire season, here’s a list of trigger warnings I made for nearly each episode and time stamps so you know when to avoid these scenes if you wanna watch it 💞

[julia @jliviae]

If you have been sexually assaulted please don't watch the show at all. https://t.co/Oa9QwRCVs3

[conan gray @conangray]

my combination of being incredibly shy and having an intense resting bitch face always puts me in this situation where ppl go years thinking i hate them and it makes me feel so bad bcuz i probably like you a lot i’m just scared of you.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

A marriage is supposed to be between a man, his mistress, a rolled-up magazine, his lawyer, his daughter, his porn star, his publicist, his Russian dictator and his wife.

[Daeneryst @daeneryst__]

I can hear this picture

[leah 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @natesdrake_]

someone put toxic by Britney spears over the thor ragnarok fight scene and its art

[julia @jliviae]

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017) dir. Martin McDonagh