Johanna

[Johanna @jljay]

@FilmerMatias @LordJurrd You don't get that much xp, so I don't play zone wars

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@nicolerw Hi, this is your neighbor at 2413 sharon oaks drive (around the corner), there's an ikea delivery here for you...

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Making up a batch of my 49ers chili for tomorrow. It better be good, I've got a nice knife cut on my hand… http://t.co/yTS23OpE

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Jack has just discovered the Magic Tree House books. We're reading our 5th one and in no particular order. Anyone else read(ing) them?

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Just realized that's it's a 8 days until Christmas (where did the time go‽‽), frantically shopping online for the kids' gifts!

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His 3rd birthday is still a couple months away, but Teddy has already requested "chocolate pizza candy cake". I think he's on to something.

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Just found Jack crying in his bed worried about the sun dying in 5 bil years -- no more Science Channel with Dad.

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What does it mean if a black squirrel crosses your path?

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Just dropped Jack off at the bus for first day of first grade -- he did great! Miss him already...

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Our 15th wedding anniversary today, how should we celebrate?

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Just dropped Jack off at the bus for his last day of kindergarten and we noticed that he has his first loose tooth!

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Jack got his first trophy tonight (for t-ball), he is so excited!

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6yo Jack came home with a girl's phone number, I asked him if he was going to call her, he said NO. Just like a guy to leave a girl hanging!

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I think the rats in our garage are messing with us...I just found poop in the glue trap but no rat!?

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Not fair, Jeff & Jack just left for Cal/Stanford game, Teddy & I will make do w/chicken nuggets & game on TV. At least we'll be warm & dry!

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Jack just taught Teddy the most essential word for a toddler: "MINE!" Teddy will not stop saying it.

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Jack went on a field trip to a farm today: "My best favorite part was when we saw a pig pee on a fence and then everyone said 'EEEWWW'!"

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Me: Jack, don't hit your brother. Jack: I was giving Teddy a high-five on his back!

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@TheEllenShow Congratulations! My husband & I are celebrating our 14th today - toasting w/ 14 YO champagne & taking the kids out for pizza!