J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉

Systems engineer for Coreweave. Adjunct instructor for UVU CS. Part time admirer of the heavens. Troublemaker.

Find me on Mastodon: @[email protected]

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

@JackRhysider I was struggling to pass a specific level on the game Conan for Apple ][. I dumped the binary, learned 6502 machine code, found the register decrement operator that was taking my life away, and modified it to NOP.

I was 13. It's all been downhill from there.

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

@RBReich I don't want to be a Christian Nationalist, or a White Nationalist.

I want to be a Constitutional Nationalist. Where do I sign up for that?

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

@_AlexHirsch Where do I send 💰 to contribute to the "Alex Hirsch Has Been Robbed By Copyright Violating Scum And Must Be Compensated" fund?

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

Hey @SCJohnson, excellent work creating a perforation for your Ziploc box that holds better than the rest of the box. :eyeroll:

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

@deesnider Someday I hope you post a video of your father telling you how proud of you he is. That will spark joy in my heart.

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

Today is the day I get to experience, in excruciating detail, repeatedly, how GIS has improved in the last four years

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

@mylifeIMO Read the whole speech here:

https://t.co/GKZMg3kC2g

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

I suspect this is what we'll know when we go to bed tonight ... or tomorrow morning ... or anytime in the next week.

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

Or, "How to interact with the new tech nerd in the office"

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Find out how the election will impact tech.

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

Movie night for the eve of the elections: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

Every time I cook a pot of Kraft Mac & Cheese I think of these two crabs.

"Mana from Heaven!"

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

Whaddya know, my weekend project!

[Linux Handbook @LinuxHandbook]

Well... at least I own the data and the GPU 😎

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

TMMTMM

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

From my own personal experience, this works! Let me explain to you why it works...

[caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum]

when children get into the "why" phase, it is the dad's duty to step in and drive the children to exhaustion with explanations deeper than they could have expected

from this perspective, it's clear that mansplaining serves an obvious evolutionary function

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

Superior engineering ... and döners

[Earth @earthcurated]

What comes to mind when you think of Germany?

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

Woof.

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

When starting a conversation, anyone else out there wish they knew people that would respond to "SYN 42" with the appropriate "ACK 43"?

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

Ahh, those were good times in Tehachapi, CA.

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

You're ... welcome?

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

This was my first horror flick as a kid.

It has also been my last. Not that this ruined me. I simply discovered why the genre doesn't spark joy in me.

[J҉o҉h҉n҉ ҉J҉o҉l҉l҉y҉ @jljolly]

@UncleMaui1983 Noise!