Jessica Jones

[Jessica Jones @jljones2]

Shoutout to #TheLastOfUs for ripping my heart right out tonight

[Jessica Jones @jljones2]

@Jennrjones11 @missjeannalee20 Lolllllllllllll

[christine schiefer @xtineschiefer]

I’m heartbroken, but that just feels like more empty words. Echoed month after month, year after year. Why? For what? I’m sick.

[Jessica Jones @jljones2]

Did nobody teach Amber Turd how buying a house works?

[Jessica Jones @jljones2]

@Jennrjones11 I pledge to lose 20 pounds. OMG I DID IT!!!!!

[Jennifer Hester @Jennrjones11]

Was able to catch a bit of the #DeppVsHeard trial today…I’m going to take Amber Heard’s lead and pledge to win $50M dollars. Sweet cool I’m a millionaire now. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jessica Jones @jljones2]

There is a special place in hell for people who don’t fold down the corner of the packing tape when they’re done using it

[Jeanna Oakes @missjeannalee20]

Not me constantly refreshing @Jennrjones11 tweet to watch the number go up. Remember me when you're famous.

[Jessica Jones @jljones2]

@Jennrjones11 @missjeannalee20 Jennifer: “THIS GUY IS MEAN”
Twitter: **explodes**

[Jessica Jones @jljones2]

UGGGGH. Every time I try to blow Zach’s mind with fun facts, he ruins my moment.

Me: Guess how many games were made for Gameboy Advance?
Zach: Oh, idk… 1,542?
Me: 🤯🤯🤯 It’s 1,538 HOW DO YOU DO THAT

[Jeanna Oakes @missjeannalee20]

I retract my statement. Melting snow means mud. I like the frozen hard ground thank you very much.

[John Kapetaneas @JohnKapetaneas]

NYT: No, we did not make Wordle harder. We promise.

Also NYT: Today’s Wordle is KHYBX — which everyone knows is a popular 11th century Latin delicacy derived from quicksand extract. Duh.

[Jessica Jones @jljones2]

@keeelseymarie BEST. FEELING. EVER.

[Jessica Jones @jljones2]

“And the national anthem will be performed by Ashanti!”

Zach: *looking directly at her* didn’t she die?

🙄

[Jessica Jones @jljones2]

And THAT is why you don’t celebrate your win until THE GAME IS OVER!!!!!! Best game I have ever watched!! #ChiefsKingdom

[Jennifer Hester @Jennrjones11]

This is probably the best football game I’ve ever seen. WOW.

[baby ganoush @ssactrub]

Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED

[. @MarisaKabas]

i didn't realize 2020 was gonna be a trilogy

[Jeanna Oakes @missjeannalee20]

What I don't want us to bring into 2022 is neglecting to read the article before sharing.