John Menz

Eater, Sleeper, Bartender

[John Menz @jlmenz]

Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison?... hes a small, medium at large. Ba dum!

[John Menz @jlmenz]

Tweeting in the deer stand...cause I'm perched up here like a bird anyway.

[John Menz @jlmenz]

@BIGmac_N_Fries cause im halarious!

[John Menz @jlmenz]

He called the shit, poop!

[John Menz @jlmenz]

Met a guy with no arms and no legs yesterday. .he was laying by a door...his name was mat.

[John Menz @jlmenz]

Crown on the rxs!?! Wtf was I thinkin?!?!

[John Menz @jlmenz]

Sometimes I tweet funny stuff!

[John Menz @jlmenz]

Saturday!! Acoustic music at the bar by Jim...and ill be behind the bar!! Come eat and drink!

[John Menz @jlmenz]

Ahhhh, Turrible Tuesday, We meet again!

[John Menz @jlmenz]

AWeeeee just found this Gem! miss my Contiki Peeps #misstraveling

[John Menz @jlmenz]

Opening night!!!! Lets get it on!

[John Menz @jlmenz]

@1LolaStarr so dont eat a lot of cheese. Hahahah

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@131MS Matt Steck can believe its not butter.

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Matt Steck went to the Doctors in nothing but saran wrap. Doc said "I can clearly see your nuts" @131MS

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@131MS Hey Matt steck! on Twitter Yeah baby !

[John Menz @jlmenz]

Its not fair, dogs get to bark at whoever they want and no one cares!

[John Menz @jlmenz]

I love me some heineys! Both kinds come to think of it

[John Menz @jlmenz]

AC, what a magical place!

[John Menz @jlmenz]

Don't you hate those moments when you run outta things to talk to yourself about?

[John Menz @jlmenz]

Well, HOT DOG!