JLongstories

The snarky side of life

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@sbell021 Kenneth Walker is what the only successful team on that list had, that none of the other teams on that list had. Dude made Mel millions. That was even more impressive than the Super Bowl MVP performance, honestly.

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@TouchTheBanner ND is Charmin soft. "Two Storied Programs"??? Not at D-1? What's next? Grand Valley?

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@TremendousUM Brian Pruitt

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Bye, Wink.

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@sbell021 So who is hiring Wink?

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@sbell021 Woke up this morning and Dillingham isn't our coach yet. Fire Warde.

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@sbell021 Would that be the same Jayden Wayne who never suited up for MSU, but did play as a freshman at Miami, then as a sophomore at Washington, and currently as a junior at Cal? 😂

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@TouchTheBanner Does the third game for Moore mean he doesn't have to participate in the stupidity of playing WMU in Germany?

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@UMichFootball Why? Who is this good for?

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@BigTenNetwork @AdamBreneman81 @AutoOwnersIns Kenneth Grant would like a word

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@MikeGarafolo So #1 drawing twice as much as #6 isn't evidence? They're protecting the most concussed player in a big way.

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@WNEMTV5news Start by cutting DOGE

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@AdamSchefter Dan Campbell will destroy his kneecaps

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@RapSheet If only there was a coach that faced more adversity, beat him twice, and won the division instead of him....

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@omarisankofa So with the two deals, the Pistons add three 2nd Rd picks as incentive for taking on salaries of players that will never play for them? Will those ever turn into anything? I thought Langdon was insistent on getting 1st Rd picks.

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@Misopogon Last night was UM vs TCU in so many ways.

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@MichiganOnBTN Disrespectful

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@B1GMBBall Zapala being on this graphic is such a weird flex. MSU isn't the 2nd team listed, and he doesn't lead the team in pts reb, or assists. WYD?

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@TouchTheBanner I was hoping Bellville drama was over since both Harbaugh and Crowell are gone.

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@TouchTheBanner Doug has ALWAYS been a massive tool.