»jordan«

corndog enthusiast. part time Disney princess. full time Sasquatch.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

@ChaseYoDream247 I think it would’ve been more of a vibe to have Wayne there. In Nola. Or Boosie. Hot boyz. But that’s just me. What the fuck do I know?

[»jordan« @jloobz]

Please tell me I’m not the only one. Microsoft Outlook down on the Monday before Christmas… I don’t want a repeat of Thanksgiving 😭

[»jordan« @jloobz]

@YahooFantasy First year playing and I still barely understand what’s happening. I’m just competitive af. 🙏🏼

[»jordan« @jloobz]

I’m begging.

[»jordan« @jloobz]

This is my formal petition for Zyn to make a bubblegum flavor & pink can for 💕the girlies💕

[»jordan« @jloobz]

@ElonMNews A

[»jordan« @jloobz]

@ashkash64 @instagram No same, mine are ALL gone

[»jordan« @jloobz]

Is it a tradition to “stand until Navy scores” during the Army- Navy game? #ArmyNavy

[»jordan« @jloobz]

@askmadewell I received someone else’s online order instead of the order I placed. I’m not sure how to go about returning to ensure I receive my item in exchange

[»jordan« @jloobz]

Hi @Ford my mom wants to know why her brand new F-150 doesn’t have a vanity mirror for the driver. The passenger side has one… it’s a very odd design choice considering women own & drive trucks too.

[»jordan« @jloobz]

@queenpez Uhhh he died in 2017?

[»jordan« @jloobz]

Things not on my Bonnaroo bucket list: getting evacuated due to heavy storms

[»jordan« @jloobz]

@__AMEH Only if you do it to me too 🫠 I was migraine free for a week and now I feel another coming so severe it’s making my vision blurry

[»jordan« @jloobz]

Went on a date and asked him what kind of music he liked. He said “Howard Shore”. I pull it up on Spotify in my car…it’s the Lord of the Rings composer. Our first kiss was to The Battle of the Pelennor Fields. I’ve never seen the movies. #LOTR

[»jordan« @jloobz]

First date idea: let me show you around my favorite cemetery

[»jordan« @jloobz]

@ixTempest @MagiKnightMan Okay sameeeee my doctor said she’s never heard of it happening and I got an epipen… like wtf is in the butter

[»jordan« @jloobz]

@kbrownie_ DID YOU EVER FIND OUT WHAT CAUSED THIS BECAUSE SAME!!!!! My doctor said she’s never heard of this and I had to get prescribed an epipen

[»jordan« @jloobz]

@TempleRickeTV @FOXNashville @NESpower Yeppp pretty sure the line is down in my yard. Too scared to check though 😅

[»jordan« @jloobz]

@NashSevereWx 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼