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these are my thots & some thots that other people had • stop overusing ellipses •

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

waking up at 6:47 when you work at 7:30.

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

@kaywizz22 some things require sharing for the greater good. i don’t write the rules.

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

gretchen, STOP trying to make e-blasts happen. they're not smart email marketing.

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

breaking my twitter silence to share that two people have sent me a reel about the “stuffed animal criminal justice unit.” so i guess we’re really on brand.

(two is definitely a lot because everyone knows i’m a tokker not a reeler)

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

@kaywizz22 not a single meeting has ever started or ended on time.

[no chill liv @yeetskeetliv]

sin wagon by the chicks has no right to be that good

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

where is fetty?

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

why am i paying for allergy medicine + prescription food when every 5 seconds is still "H, stop licking"?

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

someone posted about their beach sandwich and now all i can think about is being on a beach with a sandwich (and chips). irdk why i live here.

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

why do people put only the top half of their face on their zoom screen?

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

i wonder if ovie is as excited to see me as i am to see her

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

you can find me laying on the floor. sometimes for enjoyment sometimes not. still mostly on the floor.

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

chicken parm is overrated.

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

one thing about me is that i will always add j. cole's workout to any playlist.

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

@yeetskeetliv same vibes as the dude from GVF

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

moment of appreciation for H snoring next to me, front paws gently resting on my wrist and twitching as he dreams on a rainy spring day.

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

@not_bernstein careful what you wish for

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

@ericarose0726 @Anna__Harris never forget

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

this is why i don't do brackets.

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

my brain refuses to remember that lambs are baby sheep.

[j€šš @jlouuuw]

really hate how lame the ghost emoji is. wasted potential.