JohnPaulsen

🏆 #storyteller #strategist #speaker #serielentreprenuer 💼 @gumbofridays 🏍👊🏼 @thegratefulbiker 🛒 @finnafamous

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Congrats to @23XIRacing, Micheal Jordan, & @TylerReddick for winning the #Daytona500

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Not a coincidence that @girlscouts cookies come out when everyone is about to give up their New Years Resolutions.

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@Apple, @GoldmanSachs is stealing from your loyal customers. GS sees the end is near and they don’t care for your customers. They are cancelling payments from Apple Savings to Apple Card and attempting to hide the truth. @9to5mac pic up this story! I have proof.

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A little Dutch language twist: ask for “patat” in Amsterdam, say “friet” – in some suburbs they might raise an eyebrow. But the end game? Fries.

#LanguageFun #DutchCulture

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I think ABC saw an opportunity to nix a contract with someone who was not bringing in ratings. I don’t think what Kimmel said was that controversial, or different than what others are saying.

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I just left my phone’s flashlight on for who knows how long. I’m going to start picking out elderly care center’s tomorrow.

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@BriLee95 @YouTubeTV @NASCARONFOX @NASCAR Mine too on Hulu

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1 to 1 LETS GO! #nationsfaceoff #USAvsCAN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@Avalanche My boys have the best picture on the ice ever! #2012 #ballarena #photosontheice

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@NASCAR #NASCARPlayoffs #20 had already past #23 when he ran the wall. Did not gain any position after doing so.

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I appreciate you bringing me a glass for my beer but…I’m blue color at heart.

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@MikeTyson vs @jakepaul is basically GenX vs GenZ. Let’s go IronMike or we’ll never live it down.

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@espn paying for ESPN+ but still no #COLvsMIN game. #WTF #goavsgo

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@ChipotleTweets only offering the Steak Quesadilla togo just cost you three add on items at the store, Chips and 2 drinks because we got those items at home. It’s made like 6 feet from the “dinning room” order line. 🤯#silly

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The humidity in Texas is good for one thing…softening up those Nila Wafers. 😋

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Attention Autocorrect - I promise I have never and/or promise to never use “defiantly” in a sentence.

I am always mistyping “definitely”

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Yeah if I was @chipfoose no one would care if I was still tucking t-shirts in my jeans either.

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I feel a little sorry for all of you out there getting to promoted to Assistant Regional Manager. #theoffice #jokes

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There is no better move in an action thriller than the good guy grabbing the arm of the bad guy holding a gun and using that guy’s arm, with the gun still in his hand, to shoot another bad guy.

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As the style of men’s shorts get shorter the style or men’s socks get longer and vice versa.