The sunglass store:
"If you ever want to go to the beach, the lens needs to be polarized and those start $125."
The eclipse:
"You can use these to stare directly into the sun for $3."
Good morning to…Houston, Texas only. This incredible team will be talked about to our grandchildren like folklore. What an absolute monster of an organization. It should make every @astros fan proud to know how sick with jealousy the haters are today.😏#LevelUp#WorldSeries 🤘🏼🔥
In honor of the documentary 'Facing Nolan' being back in theaters, I am giving away this Nolan Ryan poster.
To win:
⚾️ RT
⚾️ Like
⚾️ Follow @FacingNolan
Good luck and go see it in theaters!
Good morning to everyone but Washington, D.C. (gross), #Natitude fans (what?!?) and that idiot on their television broadcast last night who said they “saved baseball” by beating the @astros in 2019 (doesn’t matter what his name is.) How’s that dismantled roster doing? #LevelUp