Jeff Rider

Grumpy Old Man

[Good Ranchers @GoodRanchers]

it’s a good day to eat a steak

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

@Heccles94 Well that's not very tolerant or inclusive.

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

@anon_opin Lump this in with rebranding something that I bought a lifetime license for so that you can start charging me again... You know who you are PlayOn...

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

@oliviadasovic Looks like you don't know how to use the shift key either...

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

Does that mid train engine have a human in it?

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

I'm not an expert on trains but I live next to the tracks. I have questions. I'm sitting at the bonfire in my backyard and a train goes by. Moving pretty good. Two engines, a couple dozen cars, another engine and several more cars.

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

Why is there an engine mid train?

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

Do trains have gears? It seems like they must.

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

That mid train engine was screaming, like it was in too low of a gear.

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

@WilliamShatner @facebook You would possibly reach the anti-x folks. I would follow you on the book of faces.

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

@CurtPhilipczak It's so they can report your financial activity to the government.

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

Been getting "How was..." questions from Google Maps for places I have never been. Why would someone want to hack into my Maps? Sigh...

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

This is not wrong, credit cards are a tool that can be good when use responsibly and bad when used irresponsibly. Just like most tools...

[The Money Cruncher, CPA @money_cruncher]

Dave Ramsey says that credit cards are a scam.

But I get 9% cash back on groceries (Venmo promotion for 6mo), 5% back on Gas (Costco Citi), 5% back on Amazon, 3% back on everything else (Venmo promotion)

That's literally free money.

Be responsible and use credit cards.

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

@McFranchisee @McDonalds Having worked at Domino's corporate headquarters I can tell you that they do indeed eat Domino's Pizza and it's pretty darn good. Each month during Pizza Prep School there is an abundance of Pizza. I miss those days...

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

Hey everyone, you should use your turn signal if you're not going straight through a round-about. It helps the rest of us to know what you're planning to do.

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

I got ticketed today for impersonating a Senator. I was just sitting there doing nothing...

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

Trey’s Law deserves our attention.
It’s about protecting children, empowering families, and closing gaps that should have been fixed long ago.
Learn it. Share it. Support it.
Small actions add up.

[greg @greg16676935420]

I wish taco trucks would cruise the neighborhood like ice cream trucks

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

When my wife says “let me check with my husband,” she’s telling y’all no. She’s just putting the blame on me.

[Jeff Rider @jlrider1961]

@ick_real Yes indeed!