John Roper

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. - Robin Williams

[John Roper @jlroper33]

@Matt_Bridge8 @SportsCenter Hahahahahaha. 100%

[John Roper @jlroper33]

@Matt_Bridge8 @Ballislife I'd fake an injury if I was the other team...

[John Roper @jlroper33]

@Matt_Bridge8 @SportsCenter I'm saying. Rebuild mode. Brodie is next. Plus thats gotta be a record for most first rounders for 1 guy

[John Roper @jlroper33]

@Matt_Bridge8 Thanks for making me cry asshole

[John Roper @jlroper33]

Been on the phone with @adidas for 30 minutes trying to find a shoe for me, only to find out from 3 different pople that apparently you don't make a shoe higher than size 13...other than the 2 pairs sitting in my closet?...big people exist too @adidasCA #getittogether #iwantshoes

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[John Roper @jlroper33]

@Matt_Bridge8 Never

[John Roper @jlroper33]

Dwyane you're an animal #heatnation #vintageflash #hestillgotit

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

Yo @TheEllenShow I may not have the record (yet), but do you have your own emoji? #NuggsForCarter

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[John Roper @jlroper33]

Man gets on bus at 7:18am. Man reeks of weed. Eyes bloodshot. Me: "Rough morning?" Man: "Not much, how about you?" #getittogether

[John Roper @jlroper33]

Tell me someone else is watching the ball game on TSN. That fan just won the game! #hesaneanderthal #toogood #boban #SAvsDAL #NBA #funnyshit

[John Roper @jlroper33]

All my website/application passwords are 14 characters with a capitalized letter and two numbers... my bank pin is 4 digits #logic

[John Roper @jlroper33]

The person next to me on the bus definitely swam in a pool of cologne before leaving his house #chilloutbro #noseproblems

[MLB @MLB]

You’re not dreaming, @Cubs fans.
https://t.co/7R0YYzhHAS

http://t.co/VqxxDO1aoF #MustC

[John Roper @jlroper33]

Haha. I just saw an employee from A&W in the food court buy a breakfast sandwich from Tim Hortons #bitchesaintloyal

[John Roper @jlroper33]

Well played @SwansOfficial. But that dhould have been a yellow card. Cahill was there

[John Roper @jlroper33]

23 minutes. Chelsea one. Swansea nill. Oscar the goal scorer #golaso #CFC #Blueisthecolour #BPL #bestleage #itsfinallyback #CFCvsSWA

[John Roper @jlroper33]

Bumbaclaut!!! Barkley with the wonder strike #golaso #EPLisback #tooklongenough #EvertonFC #EVEvsWAT #greatgoal #longrange

[John Roper @jlroper33]

Lol. #backtoback #joeybats #goodnessgracious #toopowerful