Jennifer Sparks

Avid cat lover
Secretly the Dragonborn

#BlackLivesMatter #StandWithUkraine
#ImMeowMeow

[ghost 👻 @GhostyyyBabeee]

Guys, I begged a co-worker tonight to go to the ER and get seen. She refused. We laid on top of her car at the end of the shift begging her. She still said no. She had been throwing up and had arm pain. She went home, laid down to rest, and passed away.

[cris @criistwitta]

Isso aqui é um dos easter egg MAIS LEGAIS da história do cinema

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Holy shit I finally did it
After 10 years of tireless effort
Long flights, hundreds of hours in the studio. I did it
I’m nominated for a Nick kids choice award.
I’m finally gonna get slimed.
I can feel it dripping down my scalp and into my eyes and nostrils
It tastes.. like freedom

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Notice how she got rejected and didn’t hit him, insult him, or kill him. She handled her feelings, leaned on her friends, and moved on without hurting herself or anyone else. Some men need to learn that rejection isn’t an excuse for violence or revenge.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them

One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"

[☕️ @Ishardded]

He thought he found beefy trade omg 😭

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

What the fuck did I just do

[ꪝe @_wej01]

Last night I went to a bar with my husband and a (male) friend. We ordered drinks and they were ready before I returned from the rest room. The (male) bartender wouldn't hand my drink to the men. When I returned he gave it directly to me. I don't know if this is standard practice, but I love that it is for him..

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

customer was buying 300 full sized candy bars so i joked like “girl im coming to your house for halloween 😝” and she gave me the nastiest look, said adults don’t trick-or-treat, and asked if i was mentally handicapped .. omfg

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

"safe" isn't wonderful because it's a technical marvel. "safe" is wonderful because you can understand the intent behind it. this is why art is better than a prompt.

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

A big red flag for a society is men who are only attracted to women when they are teenagers/young

[bimbotech.co @bossbratbimbo]

she said I’ll hard launch that man when I’m dead

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

He fell asleep whilst eating

[ABC News @ABC]

A Florida minister was shot in his car next to his girlfriend by a man who thought the woman was his ex-girlfriend, West Palm Beach police said. https://t.co/IIAqH1SJEv

[𝕸🩸 @1andonly_ace]

I was watching a true crime video and the wife found gay porn on the husband's computer, and the narrator said something like "you know it's his, because I've never heard of a lady that would like to look at gay porn" and I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard

[Shark @sharkincrisis]

he's clearly one of us

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Rapper Rick Ross's attorney asked for his release to be expedited due to his celebrity status

Judge Mindy Glazer told him, "I have no idea who you are"

[imactuallykools @imactuallykoo1s]

In the 1997 film “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” Austin, a sex obsessed ladies man, spends the entire film trying and failing to seduce his work partner. When she finally wants to fuck him, he declines because she is drunk.

How do you get beat by Austin Powers?

[Kai🫐🌻🫧 @kairo7news]

They called him Backpack because his mama carried him around because he had an injured leg 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I LOVE YOU BACKPACK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting in Jacksonville FL after a 77-YEAR-OLD man with a BROKEN ANKLE, walking with a CANE, was put in HANDCUFFS at his own warehouse...

...for leaving cat food out for 7 stray cats he's cared for for 16 YEARS since his ONLY SON passed away!!!

The charge? "Feeding raccoons."

Florida put a grieving 77-year-old father in HANDCUFFS over a bowl of cat food.

His name is Louis Abbruzze.

In 2010, Louis and his wife lost their only son, and not long after, a few stray cats started showing up around their warehouse.

They did everything right.
Trapped them.
Got them vaccinated.
Got them fixed.

Found homes for as many as they could.

But even with all of that work, seven cats stayed.

Every night for 16 YEARS, Louis has cracked the warehouse door so those cats can come in out of the weather, eat, and sleep.

"These cats are not just cats," Louis said. "They're my children."

"That's what kept my wife and I going. We found something that made us human again."

Then, about a year and a half ago, the property's HOA hired new management.

Suddenly the door had to stay shut.

Then, somebody called Florida Fish and Wildlife and said a tenant was feeding raccoons.

FWC officers came out and warned him and he was cited.

Louis says he did exactly what they told him: feed the cats, and pull the food if a raccoon shows up.

"I started doing exactly what the FWC said," he said.

AND IT GETS WORSE.

On September 15th, the officers came back.

Not with another citation. With HANDCUFFS.

"He says, 'Now turn around and put out your hands,'" Louis said.

"Cuffed me. Put my cuffs on right there. I can't walk. I've got a broken ankle. I'm walking with a cane."

They put a 77-year-old man with a cane in a car an hauled him off from his own property on a MISDEMEANOR.

He says he was treated "as a common criminal."

Meanwhile, in the same state, violent offenders walk out on no bond every single day.

But the old man with the cats? Cuffs.

LET THE MAN FEED HIS FREAKING CATS!!!!!!!