jess

pitty and kitty mama 🖤

[jess @jlstael]

@holy_schnitt I didn’t have these issues but my psychiatrist also told me it can be an appetite suppressant so i wonder if that’s what’s going on with you. maybe try a lower dose?

[Julie Roginsky @julieroginsky]

I get it now. Ted and Heidi Cruz wanted their children to be safe, to have basic sanitary services like heat and running water, to leave behind a third-world apocalyptic nightmare for a safer place. Like so many parents before them, they decided to cross the Mexican border.

[Drew @305jit1]

Why my Bachelors degree feel like a High School diploma 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[jess @jlstael]

my dog trying to quickly find a toy he can bring me when i get home

https://t.co/WuqyxwnqSX

[jess @jlstael]

i just think about all of those years I wasted eating ranch and it’s disheartening

[jess @jlstael]

at its core, becoming an adult is realizing that honey mustard is the superior dipping sauce for chicken tenders

[jess @jlstael]

i know this is my first tweet in months, but it needed to be said

[jess @jlstael]

@loststrawberrry @USATODAY @taylorndean how tf is she going to call herself an advocate of anything🥲

[jess @jlstael]

@taylorndean she sets a deadline that she forces down our throats for months and weeks. she doesn’t give a shit about any of you. she cares about the money and clearly she was short so she tricked you all into giving her money. all she had to do was tweet a little & give sneak peeks

[jess @jlstael]

@taylorndean i’m sorry but if you don’t write her off, you’re an enabler. it’s extremely evident that she only does this to garner hype and get everyone watching her old vids so she can continue living off royalties from old videos. there’s a reason she does this in waves and why (pt 1)

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

What an absolutely remarkable photo.

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[jess @jlstael]

@hannahllizzy @thot_grimes i’m so glad i’m not alone because i’ve been over here thinking my dad has lost his mind because he keeps saying these vague conspiratorial statements too lmao.

[jess @jlstael]

@houseandhens YES. I LOVE THIS NAME.

[jess @jlstael]

@taylorndean why are you joe showing your face in photos?

[🇬🇭Blac HAZ3. @Blachaz3]

Back in “hiding” they go 😂