JLT

Engineer & Gamer

[JLT @jltortiz]

@hridduSP 50 degrees… easy

[Russia Army @RussianStans_]

BREAKING 🚨

RUSSIAN AIR DEFENSE DETECTS UKRAINIAN FIGHTER JET

Russian air-defense forces have reportedly detected and tracked a Ukrainian military aircraft during heightened combat operations.

The development highlights Moscow’s continued focus on strengthening airspace surveillance and maintaining high operational readiness amid escalating hostilities.

[Cosas de mamadores @EsDeMamador]

PERO QUE CHINGADOS ACABO DE VER?

Veo una posible finalista de mamawards

[Resistencia Nacional @ResistenciaNac_]

No es mal momento, justo ahora que vienen las elecciones en Brasil:

- “Voy a comprar a Brasil porque allá es más barato, aunque con Lula hay inflación. Cualquier país se hace mierda con el socialismo.”

+ “Pero estás yendo a comprar allá…”

- “Sisi.”

LIBERGOR1L4 🦍

[Dios @Dios_0ficial]

Alguien le dio like a este tuitazo mío de hace más de un año y la neta se la rifaron en las respuestas jajajaja los amo.

Deus dixit.

[𝔸ℙ𝕌𝕎𝔸𝔽𝔽𝔼ℕ-𝕊𝕊 @apuwaffenss]

female nature from "adam and eve" to "the cornell 7" explained to perfection in one single clip:

[Rony @RonyToThePoint]

This is the aftermath photos inside of the plane Singapore Airlines Flight SQ321 on May 21, 2024 which suffered turbulence & dropped 178 feet (about 54 meters) in 4.6 seconds. Air Canada Boeing 787-9 experienced severe turbulence at 36000 feet. That’s how it supposed to look

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

September 30, 2000. Your daily reminder of what Palestinians have endured for decades.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Após a conferência de imprensa do Selecionador Nacional, e no seguimento de uma conversa com o Presidente da Federação Portuguesa de Futebol, tomei a decisão de deixar o estágio da Seleção Nacional.

A seu tempo, direi a verdade a todos os Portugueses sobre as razões que motivaram a minha saída da equipa nacional, à qual sempre me dediquei.

Agora é tempo de desejar boa sorte a Portugal e a todos os meus companheiros de equipa, sem exceção.

[PATRYCJUSZ NRD @PatrycjuszNRD]

Chyba nie można lepiej zobrazować różnice GenX vs Milenias

[Alerta en las Calles 🏙📢 @AlertaArgNews]

🚨🇦🇷 || QUISIERON ROBAR UN AUTO, PERO EL CONDUCTOR ACELERÓ Y UNO DE ELLOS TERMINÓ GRAVEMENTE HERIDO

Dos motochorros intentaron interceptar un vehículo. La víctima se resistió y atropelló a uno de ellos.

[Progresismo Out Of Context @OOCprogresismo2]

🇲🇽🇨🇴🇦🇷🏳️‍🌈 Este es el documental “Colombia: Fábrica de Niños Trans”, cuyo autor, Samuel Adrián, se negó a eliminar y por el cual fue arrestado en Colombia cuando iba a dar una conferencia hoy junto a Agustín Laje.

[Gunther Fehlinger-Jahn @GunterFehlinger]

🇲🇽🇦🇹🇪🇺 MEXICO DEFENDED AUSTRIA IN 1938 — AUSTRIA HAS NOT FORGOTTEN. On 19 March 1938, Mexico was the only League of Nations member to submit a written protest against the Anschluss of Austria by Nazi Germany. The protest was presented by diplomat Isidro Fabela under President Lázaro Cárdenas. As President of Austria, I will visit Mexico City and invite Mexico to enter my vision of EU50 — a European Union of 50 nations. 🇲🇽🇪🇺 Mexico stood with Austria when it mattered. I want Austria to remember its friends and build a new strategic partnership with Mexico for trade, investment, democracy, security and prosperity. And I will support an Austrian-Mexican agreement so that the ancient Mexican feather headdress in Vienna can return to Mexico once Mexico is part of EU50 and conservation technology allows its safe transport. 1938: Mexico stood for Austria. 2028: Austria will stand with Mexico. MEXICO FOR EU50! 🇲🇽🤝🇦🇹🤝🇪🇺 Günther Fehlinger-Jahn | https://t.co/4HINhwoD2M | https://t.co/TTmBf6L9w7 | https://t.co/IKAyUIRFz2 #Mexico #Austria #EU50 #MexicoCity #EuropeanUnion #IsidroFabela #LazaroCardenas #EUEnlargement #FehlingerJahn

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Thomas Tuchel: “I can say that 99.9% of the English fans don’t tell me about the changes against Argentina or the tactical decisions…

…they tell me about Mexico and that night at the Azteca”.

[JP @licmishi]

Wei qué pedo con la ruca, que miedo con la pinche mitómana.

[Hablamos de fútbol y algo más @insolado]

El toro ese quedó y que, a mi para que me trajeron?

[BigMoh jr @BiggestMohhh]

🚨🎙️ Robert Lewandowski reveals what happened between him and Rodrigo De Paul:

Reporter: “We saw you and Rodrigo De Paul going at it during the game. What was that about?”

Lewandowski: “An Inter Miami player was disrespecting me, so I was trying to correct him. Suddenly, I felt a random player continuously pushing me from behind, telling me he has a World Cup and Copa América. I found it so funny because I never asked him what he had achieved before he started narrating it to me. Did he expect a European player to win Copa América? (laughs)

Reporter: “What did you say to him?”

Lewandowski: “I told him, without Lionel Messi, he’s definitely nobody — just a random thug bullying people for money in order to survive.”

[Gustavo Master of Disaster Rocha @GustavoRocMtz]

@azucenau Hijole, el caso aquí es que, nos vale como 300 mil millones de hectáreas de Riata lo que piensen los pinches gringos. Allá ellos en su país de mierda que hagan y deshagan lo que quieran, aquí no.

[Bobbybollocks MP @Bobbybollocks2]

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