Jemma Townson

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I only realised why Ray-Bans are called ray bans. I'm 40.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My Grandad is convinced a seagull called Sally has been stalking him since the 70s because he destroyed her nest. Although it sounds mad I secretly believe him, especially after I took him for lunch & a seagull swooped at his head & he shouted back "when will this end Sally?"

[Jemma Townson @jltownson]

@heidimur Shouldn’t we still have to tap on so the govt knows usage rates and if it was successful?

[Jemma Townson @jltownson]

Hunkers @couriermail, one hunkers down in a bunker.

[Jemma Townson @jltownson]

@tonytardio Do we know the dates?

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@KosSamaras Given the performance at the federal election… why is anyone in the Liberal Party speaking to Freshwater?

[Jemma Townson @jltownson]

@themetresgained @ChrisKohler ?

[Jemma Townson @jltownson]

@alsotheabyss 🤬

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

coldplay has provided me more entertainment in the past 24 hours than they have in their entire musical career.

[Jemma Townson @jltownson]

@catshealdeprsn @PeasePrpease22

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@Quartermain10 @theage This fact and its lack of mention in court seems to be living rent free in the minds of all journalists

[Jemma Townson @jltownson]

@3AWNeilMitchell If the relevant minister didn’t know and they were questioned at a doorstop about the issue, the media would be outraged “minister not across their brief” “minister kept in the dark”.
It is appropriate the ministers and the Premier were briefed. You guys can’t have it both ways.

[Robert Candelori @RobertCandelori]

Times like these I'm happy to live on an island continent at the bottom of the world.

[Jemma Townson @jltownson]

Doing God’s work

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm a bouncer and always ask ID of women in their late 20s/early 30s just because it makes their day.

[Jemma Townson @jltownson]

@themetresgained @egadheg

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@3AWNeilMitchell Knowing the Victorian Libs… It’s probably their own side

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@BrentHodgson Suppose the Teals didn’t do any volunteering? Didn’t have volunteers calling into local electorates doing issues polling?

[Jemma Townson @jltownson]

@heidimur This

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#istandwithNagi