Jennifer Winick

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

No...but okay I’ll try

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

Oh, far too often #alexa is the first interaction I have in the morning...

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

Am I the only one who struggles escaping an instagram story? I’m perpetually accidentally going backwards, clicking on their tagged song, finding their friends, their neighbors, their other IG account, their pet’s page, really anything but moving on.

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

Wait - Are Dax Shephard & Zach Braff actually the same person?

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

“You can’t go through life allowing your pain to dictate how you behave. “ #TeamBraverman

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

Mhmm so, how come car mirrors are the only mirrors that show stray eyebrow hairs?

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

Today I learned it’s not technically stealing or looting if you call what you take “souvenirs.” Thanks, @dylanwhittemore

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

Sorry to that person in the truck in front of me earlier. I didn’t mean to honk at you while I put on my hand sanitizer as I was driving.

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

Cory and Topanga’s wedding 😭

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

@nahgemryan 😂 so ashamed

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

I could never describe the amount of guilt I feel when I go to throw my dog’s toy to play with him and accidentally punch him in his tiny dorkie face.

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

Remember when I tweeted about The Office & then two days later said I like Parks better? That was unplanned. I should start paying more attention to what I do.

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

@_lokelley_ It throws me off!! #notjustyou

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

Why do people get offended that I prefer Parks and Rec over The Office? I GOT RIGHTS

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

@dylanwhittemore I didn’t know the part about the creamer when you talked about this at work! 😂

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

I still want to be part of the Finer Things Club.

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

“We must find a way to look after one another.” - Black Panther

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

@_lokelley_ Me too, me too!

[Jennifer Winick @jlwinick87]

I think I just posted a Snapchat story but I can’t tell anymore... #confused #snapchat

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

I secretly hope that twitter keeps extending the character limit as a social experiment, slowly conditioning our attention spans until we’re able to read actual books again