Jess

I regret nothing. the end. she/her

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

bitch who said I ever liked you

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Everyone should be extremely concerned that birthright citizenship was 5-4 and not unanimous.

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

THIS IS HOW EVERYONE SHOULD BE PULLING UP! #MetGala

[sin ⁴⁴ @44britcedes]

one of the easiest themes for met gala yet celebrities are incapable to fit the theme

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

Losing an hour of time/sleep on International Women's Day feels like the most on brand thing this world has to offer.

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

“God Bless America.”

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”

“Together, we are America.”

And this was the anti-American halftime show?

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

We lost Catherine O’Hara during her favorite season, Awards.

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

10:30 is a wild time to stop selling breakfast

[Greg @gregman1982]

This might be an unpopular opinion regarding the DK Metcalf incident, but society would be better if people had a healthy fear of getting punched in the face when they act like assholes.

[JT @jiratickets]

Thrilled to announce a meeting ended early and I was given 5 minutes back

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

I literally do not give a fuck if those folks buy hot Cheetos and Sprite with those cards. Y’all are really trying to control every aspect of people’s lives.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

BEANS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO IN CHILI. BEANLESS CHILI IS JUST MEAT SOUP.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“But some people abuse food stamps by buying cookies & steak & lobster!” So using the food stamps to buy food

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Believe it or not, I actually WANT my taxes to fund SNAP & Medicaid, not golf trips for millionaires & military tanks for war

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Funny how MAGA can watch a game full of mostly Black athletes, but halftime is where they suddenly demand cultural segregation.

[Covie @covie_93]

The sad fact is, if Tyler Robinson had used his gun to massacre students at Utah Valley University instead of just fatally shooting Charlie Kirk Republicans wouldn't care this much.

[MANNY SAMPS @Manny_WhatElse]

Can’t lie I’m abit confused at the Christian community over the last 24hrs

[Space Princess Alexandria 👑 @agentofchaos427]

Here comes the empathy talk from the people that never have empathy otherwise 😪

[Charli Huxley @ImKnotTheOne]

I won’t be lectured on Tylenol from the people that drink raw milk.

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

What in the fuck just happened