Jon Michael Matza

Houston, TX / can’t quit twitter no matter how much i want to

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@JManziel2 So true twin

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@curlybojangles @NFL_DovKleiman smh.

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@dcook842 This take gave me cancer.

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@citehchris @Ryne_Taylor

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@WRBolen Get out of my miiiiiiind

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@Ryne_Taylor @mattlanza lol

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@Ryne_Taylor Wow

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@ShitpostGate @Ryne_Taylor

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@AMAZlNGNATURE @Ryne_Taylor

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@PHNX_Dbacks @Ryne_Taylor

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@curlybojangles @michaelschwab13 The wave is so embarrassing in a moment like this.

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@curlybojangles @rockets Stagger

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@Ryne_Taylor @jen_rice_ Nailed it

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@Ryne_Taylor Interesting take. Hadn’t thought of it that way before

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@curlybojangles @JJWatt Wrong.

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@Chandler_Rome Nope

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@XFLVipers Vipers? More like (butt)Wipers!!!

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@AstrosDaily Altuve would have been making PAs in spring training taking the same risk.

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#RoughneckNation #necked #allhandsonneck

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@Ryne_Taylor @BikeCuriousLive And who actually talks like this?