James

such is vida

[James @jma74y]

Cam Thomas is a bucket

[James @jma74y]

This lady started talking to me about her work, and there were similarities to my work that I could’ve brought up - but I didn’t really wanna talk to her, so I told her I was gonna go explore instead

[James @jma74y]

I love when I have something to add to a conversation and I don’t

[James @jma74y]

[Over the intercom at a really big supermarket]:

Cleanup on aisle 52,000

[James @jma74y]

You, your children, and your children’s children will dig for 100 years

And you will neeeeever find it

[James @jma74y]

This crowd wouldn’t recognize talent if it hit ‘em in the face

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

“halftime performer cancelled on us just go out there and make something up”

[James @jma74y]

Ric flair wooing in my son’s face cause the trash just got picked up. We needed an empty bin badly

[Zack Pearson @Zack_Pearson]

there's really no reasonable explantion for what he's doing lol

[James @jma74y]

You know how proud Sara Bareilles’ mom must be of her?

[James @jma74y]

The person who invented Mad-Libs is a sick, twisted, freak

[James @jma74y]

I wish John Wall had had the career sga is having

[James @jma74y]

I don’t listen to him on purpose, but everytime I hear YFN Lucci, I gotta admit I like him

[James @jma74y]

My hoodie sweatshirt strings are never even anymore

[James @jma74y]

I’ve been avoiding it (the flu) like it’s the plague

[James @jma74y]

Lost power from all this wind - febreze plug in isn’t spraying

[James @jma74y]

@reinnonly @seattleiminyou Whoa

[James @jma74y]

God I love when my daughter calls soda “cola”

[James @jma74y]

Was up at 3 AM eating cantaloupe

[James @jma74y]

I wish clean shirts felt as good as clean sheets

[James @jma74y]

They should make a pillow that doesn’t amplify your own pulse into your ear

[J. Medi @MediJo20]

Like wtf was this pass😭