Jmac25, AMB

I might be here, might not. Ambassador of Petty. Deacon at Church of our Savior Demeco. Rafael Stone stan account. Astros Worshipper.

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

Houston sports are such a toxic bitch

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

@kphenom I appreciate that, homie

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

I’m finished. Wrote my Dads obituary and the speech I’m giving at his service Saturday.

I honestly hope I do him proud

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

Oopsie

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

"It's a monsoon!" Asha Gilbert was practicing pole dancing in her Houston apartment when the pole slipped and broke a sprinkler, flooding her apartment.

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

@DschlopesIsBack Chit?

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

LETS GOOOO!

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

🚨 BREAKING: SURVIVOR SERIES ‘WAR GAMES’ IS SET.

NOVEMBER 28TH, IN HOUSTON TEXAS.

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

Lance not being in the HOF is criminal

[Astros Future @AstrosFuture]

Yordan Alvarez just hit his 30th home run… the first Astro with 30 homers before the All-Star break.

But with that I had to look up some Lance Berkman first halves…

2001:

84 G. .365 BA/1.180 OPS, 27 2B, 4 3B, 25 HR, 79 RBI

2002:

85 G. .294 BA/1.053 OPS, 20 2B, 29 HR. 81 RBI

2006:

83 G, .317 BA/1.011 OPS, 15 2B, 24 HR, 79 RBI

2008:

93 G, .347 BA/1.096 OPS, 30 2B, 3 3B, 22 HR, 73 RBI

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

I hope Bam whooped his ass

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Bam Adebayo and Tyler Herro got into a physical altercation in Las Vegas on Friday in which Adebayo struck Herro, sources tell ESPN.

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

These have become a weird obsession for me

[helidog @helicopterdog]

Welcome to the fleet brethren 🤣

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

That match was in Atlanta too lol

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

Always wait for the sales. True ball knower

[Raheel Ramzanali @The_Raheel]

The USMNT sale on Fanatics is going to hit so hard

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

Sold, when’s the first tailgate?

[Alex Svanevik 🐧 @ASvanevik]

Now that the US is knocked out, I am formally extending an invitation to the American people to support Norway.

Why?

1: The Vikings discovered America before Columbus.

2: There are more ethnic Norwegians in the US than in Norway.

3: Next weekend we can pillage the English peasants together.

4:

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

Twitter ain’t been the same since yall ran Freddy off

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

I petition this over “take me home, country roads”

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Weston McKennie blasting Ella Langley on the USMNT team bus after the USA's win against Bosnia in the World Cup Round of 32 🇺🇸😂❤️

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

Take Wemby

[Real Time @RealTimeRating]

LLEGÓ EL DÍA: según la vidente brasileña Vo Bahiana, esta tarde, durante el Brasil-Escocia en Miami, se producirá una ABDUCCIÓN EXTRATERRESTRE.

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

My man

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

Show ‘em a good time Houston!!

[Bernard🇳🇱 @groundhopper_fc]

Guys!!! I’m on my way to Houston for 6 days. Super excited! Locals, what are the best things do while I’m there? Let me know 🤠🇺🇸

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

Cal and Hannah looking at this like “shhhh yall fucking this up we tryna move”

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📸 - WHAT A STADIUM!

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

Yall welcome @nyknicks

[Jmac25, AMB @jmac25]

This is how we heal

[Joel Kim @KNTFootball]

🗣️CULERO CULERO CULERO!!

Korean fans mocking the refs by learning new Mexican words taught to us by our Mexican friends last game.

Cultural exchanges. Too funny. 😂😂

Credit - @tuh0n