Jesse McCraw

Keith Richards for President

[Jesse McCraw @jmaccraw]

Is there an #Enneagram number for someone who gets a different number every time they take the #Enneagram test

[Jesse McCraw @jmaccraw]

Low rise pants coming back into style is the main plot of a very recent nightmare

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Been listening to a lot of Justin Timberlakes mirror lately someone check on me

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Ok but Owen hunt and teddy altman don’t age??

[Nell Fortner @NellOnWheels]

HELL YEAH, NELL YEAH!!!🐝🐝

[Jesse McCraw @jmaccraw]

Proud to be her niece. Proud of what she stands for.

[George Balekji @GeorgeBalekji]

Full sequence of Dustin Poirier’s knockout of Connor McGregor #UFC257

https://t.co/E3GXoSPFxc

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Aaaaand this is why I didn’t even consider dry January

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Anyone else ever have someone refer to your ass as a wagon? 🤔 #isthatacompliment

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“I wanna evacuate with you” doesn’t have the same pull as “I wanna quarantine with you” #HurricaneSally2020

[Jesse McCraw @jmaccraw]

Does anyone else kinda hate Debbie from Shameless? Like I feel bad about it but she actually sucks

[Jesse McCraw @jmaccraw]

Taking bets on how drunk it takes me to start wishing my ex’s Merry Christmas

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I’d like to be able to actually see one season of #thecrown.. like actually see it, can we turn some lights on or something?

[Jesse McCraw @jmaccraw]

Old guy: “Do you live around here?” Me: “yeah I live on west beach” Old guy: “what’s your husband do?” Me: “oh I’m single” old guy: “oh, I’m sorry” Me: “what?”

[Jesse McCraw @jmaccraw]

@olivealman is teaching me about #bumble but not agreeing with anyone I think we should be swiping right for especially when my only reason is “why not? He looks just like Janet Jackson!!”

[Nell Fortner @NellOnWheels]

Can’t thank @PatriciaLowry @espn @SECNetwork @LonghornNetwork and all the awesome people I worked with for an awesome ride over the last 6 years!! I will forever be Y’ALLS fan!!! Y’all r a big NELLYES!!

[Jesse McCraw @jmaccraw]

Anyone else hearing “Hey Jesse” during Gin Blossom’s “Hey Jealousy” ?

[Jesse McCraw @jmaccraw]

How did I almost forget about this?? https://t.co/1z0eBnWJG3

[Jesse McCraw @jmaccraw]

Netflix what are you insinuating when you email me every single Friday?

[Jesse McCraw @jmaccraw]

Was referred to as a ‘cussing Yogi’ during yoga class earlier today. If that tells you anything about how my practice is going