Julianna Mae

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[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

Someone recently asked me if I regret getting pregnant so young . My answer was no. Kayden has taught me so many things and grown me . He’s a miracle and I wouldn’t trade him for the world

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

Kayden *hops in my lap*
“Uhm mom, your legs are kind of spikey, could you put pants on” 🫠🫠🫠

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

Im not one to judge but… some of the stuff y’all dressing your toddlers & kiddos in? Huuuuuh🥹😂 … wild

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

@_coltondespain yes.

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

If you enjoy sleep, freedom, time to yourself & quiet .. don’t have kids :) K bye :)

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

*me running around busy*
Kayden: “mom can I have a carrot”
*hands him a carrot*
|5 minutes later|
Me: “KAYDEN what do you have in your mouth, spit it out, spit it out now”
Kay: *confused, spits in my hand*
Me: oh…🥴🥴

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

If he wears a hat 24/7 , I promise sweetie… he ain’t that cute 😂😂😭

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

I'm not fooled by words, I feel energy. I know when it's straight up, I know when it's shady and I know when it shifts.

[OrigiNIY.🍭 @_niyyy]

Him: I don’t have no reason to lie. Me: exactly you lie for no reason.

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

Me: i love you kay
Kayden: I love me too

😂😂

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

My youngest brother teaches my toddler … many things .

My all time least fav so far , I experienced while using the bathroom this morning .
My 2 year old opens the door while I’m peeing and goes “SURPRISEEE SHAWTY” 🙄 God help me

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

When a guy tells me I’m a “dry texter”

Lol bro.. it’s cus I don’t wanna talk to you🥴😂

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

@SarahGrous Dude same, ill go thru an see someone has like 39 & im like bruh🥲💔

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

Idk if it’s bc I’m a mom or what … but seeing everyone on social media , in my age range younger and older , partying , drinking, smoking & doing reckless garbage like…constantly… makes me feel ill. And scared for this generation 🥺

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

I wouldn’t wish the sick feeling you get in your stomach when you think about your child having to be alone with a toxic person … on ANYONE.

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

cologne . that’s all, just … cologne

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

It literally takes a 98 cent hot wheels from target to become my sons best friend

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

Ladies if you can French braid your own hair….. you…. Mm …. I - …. Congrats girl 😩

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

guy: “I like thin girls”

Me: I haveee… thin… patience?🙃

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

Stop idolizing other people’s lives and thinking they have it all together and wishing you were in their position 😩
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(me talking to me)

[Julianna Mae @jmaepaull7]

every guy I’ve ever met: “I’d never hurt you or screw around with you or your feelings”
Me: 🤡 🤡 🤡