Joaquin Maguire

It may be a problem with the moon. Just trying to narrow down the issue.

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Currently updating here: https://t.co/S51Tt2II1N

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@IwriteOK If repeated COVID infections result in Bolsonaro’s dick falling off, followed by death, I will become a churchgoing Christian.

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@Liv_Agar Bring back that shirt.

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This is so perfect.

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Is our epoch the one in which success is most inversely correlated with talent?

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@stevanzetti Mamma mia, they take-a the severancio.

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@heikki_bear @telviscalhoun @allpointsnorth It’s supposed to put you in mind of an English butler (e.g.: “Bring the tea in, please, Jenkins.”)

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@Kevin_Church @benito_cereno Also, it’s surprisingly consistent throughout the city.

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@Mantoniette13 @Taintnothingbu1 @MargaretAtwood Maybe elves have magic bugs instead of genitals.

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Imagine Roger Stone’s head on Elon’s torso.

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@ellle_em The Scopes Meownkey Trial.

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@TerribleMaps Why is this great map posted on an account called TerribleMaps?

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@swordsjew Thielbilly Smelegy

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@FannyIngabout @DCWorkingGirl @ChuckWendig @holly Listening to La Marshseillaise.

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@mroahrig @austin_walker Jar Jar, actually.

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The home shopping in Persona 5 is a real letdown after 4.

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@jwz @drbrain Would the cops have a hard time. . . bagging him?

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@joefielderIII But not if you’re already in a bad mood.

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Decided to try Disney + for Andor. Was NOT expecting a Battle of Algiers musical reference.

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Is Scorn a first person splooter?