Jordan_ΣΧ

ΣΧ, Music, travel, food, and happy tweets. #verystablegenius. some tweets may require a #triggerwarning.

[Jordan_ΣΧ @jmah89]

Techno 🔑 Trance 🔑 House

[Connor Happer @ConnorHapper]

This guy on tik tok just does onside kicks into random things

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

James Earl Jones was the first celebrity guest to appear on "Sesame Street". Here is what he did with his segment, 1969.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

It's funny we make up all sorts of imaginary creatures like Bigfoot and then these guys are out here existing and it's like oh yea, that's cool.

[Jordan_ΣΧ @jmah89]

And if you see snoop dogg, you a D Oh double G!

[Ask Grok? @FarRight49]

@theladyjane_

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of the world's most beautiful towns and villages at Christmas 🧵

1. Locorotondo, Italy

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

10. Care workers surprise 94 year old veteran with a pillow of his wife's face after seeing he slept next to her photograph

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

This is what the internet was made for

[Jordan_ΣΧ @jmah89]

We gonna act like Beyoncé didn’t know too?

[The Brohioan @TheBrohioan]

I'm not even kidding when I say that's one of the most impressive plays I've ever seen at any level of football.

[Jordan_ΣΧ @jmah89]

@Joedwiz Done!!

[Jordan_ΣΧ @jmah89]

@mabpachecoc $6 meal deal plz

[Jordan_ΣΧ @jmah89]

If he doesn’t win he can always fall back to being a stand up comedian LOL

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

TRUMP: “Right now we have someone in the White House who can barely talk, barely put together two coherent sentences, who seems to have the mental faculties of a child...

But enough about Kamala Harris.”

BRO 🤣💀

[John @iam_johnw]

Dak Prescott letting Derek Carr do this at his own stadium under his watch is diabolical lmao the cowboys are a joke

[Jordan_ΣΧ @jmah89]

I agree we should condemn hate. Would you condemn this verse in the Quran (98:6) where Mohammed said that allah said I am the worst of creatures because I am a Christian?

[Jordan_ΣΧ @jmah89]

Honestly what do they have on you Mark? Your tweets are embarrassing.

[Jordan_ΣΧ @jmah89]

Lmao the TDS is strong with Mark Cuban.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Whoever thought to put a turtle on a mini skateboard is a straight up genius!

[💪🎭..Rai ji..💪🎭 @Vinod_r108]

@TheFigen_ Just see this squirrel and analyse how important is water for the life

[Jordan_ΣΧ @jmah89]

Yikes

[MAZE @mazemoore]

2022: The border is secure.

2024: I'm an expert on border security. The border is not secure and it's Trump's fault.

This is Kamala Harris.

[Jordan_ΣΧ @jmah89]

Hey Siri: what is a self own?

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Here's your summary of Kamala's speech on the economy:

1) "Our country has come a long way since Biden and I took office"
2) "The price of food is up 50% today than it was four years ago."
3) "Home ownership is out of reach for far too many American families."
4) "I will chart a new way forward."

Everything sucks and is too expensive but you should vote for me anyway.